I donβt either, Iβm just going on what he says. And he looks like a trustworthy individual, at least from the front
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NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al. Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my ππ© πChicago
I donβt either, Iβm just going on what he says. And he looks like a trustworthy individual, at least from the front
You be nice to that god-fearing boy, you know how much time he spends on his knees in prayer, serving muscle boβ¦.dy builder in a christ-honoring manner.
Pushing both polygamy and shrimping in the first week of 2026. Bold move, Costar.
Why they gotta bring toes/feet into it though?!?
* FWIW, I like Emma
Or is the face of a man who then committed telepathic adultery with a bleach blond, diamond body, plastic surgery addict, maternal instinct fetishizing colonizer* after both the broccoli-roasting redhead and the jilted postpartum depression demon-collaborating redhead no longer βflip his visorβ?
There is truth in chaos
Gonna be changing that @ to Ira Frostbussy
I too would bake a faerie cake, buy some elderflower wine, and make a b-line for the closest faerie circle (if i knew where one was).
Far less. By modern standards, bargains with the fae, demons, elder gods, and even temple usurers are a bargain.
My first was one of the tiny Little Earthquake shows and then Under the Pink
I didnβt - by the later 90s Iβd moved into edm/techno (thanks, Matrix Soundtrack!)
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isnβt Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Twofer, because itβs impossible to say which played a larger role in turning me into the weird, angry, overly sensitive freak I am today
Yes?? Weβre all freaks here, how is that even a question hah
lol talk to Bluesky about images/vids in DMs and then we can have that conversation π
lol yes
I have a large and heavy hammer if it doesnβtβ¦
Roomba? The j series is better about βobstacleβ avoidance than my i series was. The i rolled over some dogshit and have a new meaning to the phrase βskid marksβ
Thoughts and prayers and Lysol and Purell, friend.
You go first
This is some Twitter fuckery
We donβt act like this over here
Ummm has anyone ever seen Melena (intentional typo) and Melisandre together?
Anyone got the name of those Etsy witches that specialize in effective curses�
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Offering money for nudes but had to borrow the money?!? π
Thatβs why I said βexceptβ lol
Sean Cody is basically this meme
Why does this sound like a Sean Cody holiday special, except with color and seasoning?
But also: yes
Iβm still new to Chicago, so Dark Tower is a spot for me! Adding to the βcheck them outβ list, thank you!
The kind of gay other grown ass gays warn their friends to stay away from.