richard insect

this like, legit sent me spiraling though

parent at school pickup in a "make australia great again, pauline for PM" shirt. I have been emotionally fragile and crying all day so i couldn't bring it up because i would have fucking snapped, but looking back on it now, the right really do have the worst fucking graphic designers of all time

was watching a fly clean itself and flipped it off because it felt rude to swat at it while it was bathing

i once made a joke about running for local office and my mum freaked like "what about when all those sexy photos of you online come out, what will you say then?" uuhhhhh "you're welcome" ?????

do you have any hobbies or interests?

tricking my mum into helping me pay for a passport as if i am going to travel with her, then going on the next sumud flotilla instead

paypal will gladly take your money though. apparently there are a few hundred dollars kicking about in the ether because they wont refund them either poor simps poor me poor bitch

if i used to send you photos of my tits and you try and take pity on me by sending money to paypal dont, i lost access to that account for being slutty

budget so tight i need to stop doing mutual aid ($35 per mo) and i am thinking very seriously about cancelling my internet plan. how is everyone else doing in the great year of our lord 2026??

this is so cute lmao

Explaining the history of Aloha 'oe to my kids and depressing them. lads, you're not ready for the history of anything else ever

this is so fox coded though fr

have you nerds done the age verification stuff yet? do we trust this account?

made a post about ghost the band and my dms are a delightful array of haterade

girl.. go on, get your tits out, you rec kon the ancient greeks kept their titties in if they had ugly teeth or shit hair?? girl no

girl.. go on, get your tits out, you rec kon the ancient greeks kept their titties in if they had ugly teeth or shit hair?? girl no

Girl dinner, when it's been awhile
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight

Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me

hotspotting my laptop in the car like i have a job or something

If you can't be earnestly full of love, what the fuck can you do

The impact of Miss Rachel could be classified so, and look at the hold she has on people. I think virtue, like many things, is fake it til you make it. Act like a good person til you become one, act brave until you are.

i make a living dyeing peoples clothes off nextdoor lmao

costumes by my all time favourite costume designer too. perfect visuals. check out any movie done by Eiko Ishioka for a great time

unfulds

these fuckin nerds WANT to know the pressure of their eyeballs

it's cool how talking to your kids non stop about science makes medical stuff so much easier

Leo has a shrine to Portia in his house and this is how you speak of him??????

okay the bones are rich and thick and it will probably be a 36 hour stock by the look of it

my fried brought me hella beef bones today from a cow that was about 25 km from my house for it's whole life and I'm making a (minimum) 24 hours broth

"we are home literally all the time and gay" should do it

and you also!