Kelly Christensen

Arsenal and Chelsea could make it to the FA cup semifinals without ever having played a Premier League side in the competition.

I still remember a Christmas game a few years ago where someone pulled on his shirt (very normal in a challenge) but his muscles were so big the fabric ripped and, to get it off and put on a new one, he hulked-out and ripped the rest of it off.

Adama Traore banned from lifting weights at West Ham, says Nuno

😂 Let the man bench

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Garnacho sitting on the advertising boards, in his customary celebration, after scoring against Wrexham in the FA Cup

Wrexham 🤝 United

We’ll take care of Chelsea next month. Till then, focus on meeting us in the Premier League next season. Then we’ll both show Garnacho where he can sit.

The Wrexham fans are booing Garnacho every time he touches the ball.

Me, to another United fan: I get why we’re booing, but why are they booing? 😂

Is it time for another sacking? It’s Friday morning, and I don’t want to do the math. But I watched that Spurs match last night and… there’s something rotten in Tottenham.

Not saying that it’s Tudor’s fault—at all! But he’ll get the blame.

I feel bad for Carrick. I think there was nothing obviously wrong with the strategy. I like that he made changes. But the players didn’t look sharp. They didn’t attack enough and hold possession in the opposition’s half. It was a sad reminder of the Everton match, for me.

It’s so hard to be a United fan.

Street art in Versailles of a king holding his head. The art style is a tiled mosaic (pixels) like Invader’s art around Paris.

Walked 18k around Versailles today.

“This decision is final” is something you say when you expect people to not take you seriously or when you genuinely regret your action. It’s also a good setup for a joke later.

I’m also required to admit, every time Arsenal drop points, there’s an irrational and irresponsible part of me that fully believes, with a sincere conviction, that United can win the title race. I’m not the only United fan who has this strange impulse. And it deserves to be mocked. But I love it.

No matter what happens today, remember: it’s still, deep down, a good day. Arsenal dropped points against Wolves and are now only 5 points ahead of City, who have a game in hand (and play the Magpies next).

Whatever is going on in life + yesterday’s EPL result = at least a few smiles today 😁

Acknowledging that averages are not always good predictors, it’s still fun to imagine a season w/ 3 shakeups yet to come.

And even though most teams are underperforming this season, I don’t think anyone else will get sacked. If anything, maybe Forest will fire someone for a 4th time.

We’re 2/3 of the way through the season, and 8 coaches have been sacked so far.
- Nottingham Forest ❌ 3
- Spurs ❌ 1
- West Ham ❌ 1
- Wolves ❌ 1
- United ❌ 1
- Chelsea 🔄 1

(Enzo agreed to leave Chelsea)

Thanks to Forest, the league averages a new dismissal once every 3-4 weeks.

Start the countdown

The ref (and VAR) made the correct decision yesterday at the end of Liverpool v. Man. City

I don’t know how you can look at what happened and not conclude Szoboszlai denied Haaland on “obvious goal scoring opportunity” (open net)

Sure, it’d be more “fun” if the goal stood. But then what are rules?

The example introduces many complexities, but if they’re understanding the basics they’ll ask about them, i.e. some will know why a phone no. can’t be a contact’s primary key (maybe they have their mom’s cell & work number in her contact)

And the example is something they use everyday.

Yes! Thank you! 🙏 I’m even more excited now for the new adaptation.

For a broad-brush overview with student’ phones:

- You have your contacts list (let’s say the phone no. is primary key, but in real life it isn’t for obvious reasons)

- You have your group chats, with people from your contacts list.

- Your group chat has messages (rel. with 1 contact and 1 chat)

Am I missing something, or is Helen of Troy not even really part of the Odyssey? Her husband Menelaus, sure. But in what Odyssey sources does she do anything? She’s def a fascinating character (way more interesting than Penelope) I’m just surprised.

Homeric Greek nerds 🤓, please help me out.

Of course, I’m the first to call out United’s own inconsistent and underwhelming performances this season. But we actually did our job at the Emirates last week. 💅

City and Villa, neither side won their easy match today… It’s like everyone is conspiring to be terrible this season, in order to gift Arsenal the title. When the gunners lift the trophy, it’ll be because the quality of the League, excepting them, was as poor as Villa losing to a 10-man Brentford.

Djokovic is so old. This is just so hard for him. Especially after staying up late a few days ago.

- BBC commentators (who are not wrong!) talking about a 38-year-old

Screenshot of Fantasy English Premier League squad selection from the app. Ekitike earned 13 points but he’s on the bench

🎵Regrets… I have a few…🎵

Well, I ended up doing a different irresponsible thing: refusing the Wild Card and making 1 regular transfer, betting on Bournemouth keeping a clean sheet against Wolves today.

I’m currently winning our fantasy league, “loser does the dishes,” by 13 points. Can’t mess this up.

“with a face like a fist and a voice of sheet metal,” really got me. 😂 Tomorrow’s my creative writing day and, honestly, I’m inspired. Also this:

“Candlelight and black tie and my creative vision,” she says, as though listing the ingredients in a cauldron.

Me this week:
🎵 Wild Card
*dum, dum. dum, dum.*
You make my team good.
You make everyone leave.
Wild Card, I think I love you 🎵

Me the day before decisions have to be made:
I don’t know, maybe I’ll just keep everyone.

Me tomorrow, an hour before kickoff:
😰 [frantically making all the transfers]

The ultimate validation. 🥰 Thanks, I needed to hear that today

I’d guess the 2nd because of how repetitive it is. The melodically static, syncopated parts make me feel like it’s an important lyric whose setting was more focused on clarity and the naturalness of speech than melody… Though that could be reason for it to be the verse… But I’m gonna go 2 is chorus!

Disappointing of course, and I hope he keeps in good health and spirits during the recovery.

But I’m also evergreen hopeful that we can adapt the squad this time. Make smart choices, set people up to play to their strengths, and make full use of who is fit. I hope the new coach figures this out.

What stats do we want rn? 😁
- this is the first time in 121 matches that Arsenal have conceded 3 goals
- this is their first home defeat in 9 months
- this is United’s first comeback win at Arsenal since Feb. 2005
- there’s a non-zero chance my voice will be hoarse at work tomorrow