Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Ok phew, was starting to doubt my count

I still think it’s probably at least 7 though?

Gotta be at least 7, right?

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Checking out @stalbertmpls.bsky.social’s fish fry and toilet paper tonight because church basement fish fries are the best fish fries (vibes-wise anyway) and I need a winner after last week’s horror show.

As long as the fish is better than the toilet paper, it’s going to be a great evening.

Yankee Tavern + Fish Fry (Eagan)

🧻: It’s fine I guess
🐟: Run far and run fast in the opposite direction

I’ll do an o~fish~ial write up, but the gist is stay away. The fish was bad, the coleslaw was terrible, the fries weren’t great.

The very mid toilet paper was the highlight of the meal.

Is the Dropkick Murphys Abolish ICE fundraiser show still happening?

Every article/newsletter links to an Instagram post that no longer exists. And @racketmn.com said it’s on Saturday but @citycasttwincities.bsky.social says it’s today?

Plz send help.

i only review toilet paper but Jason Chavez is the best human being of all time

that’s ~fair~

oooh good job the the inclusive tagline!

I mean if the annexation addresses the TP situation I can get behind it.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the almost 13 years I’ve lived in Minnesota, it’s that I am the target audience for St. Paul. I must never move away from this wonderful place.

The second one is that the State Fair needs to stay in Falcon Heights because we can’t put that TP burden on St. Paul.

I am not a professional time reviewer so I think everyone is entitled to their correct opinion on this subject

Always.

Night is 8:15PM

There’s some sort of sports game on the screen at Black Hart. I thought they only allowed nerdy slideshows here.

6:30 PM

the eternal question

It’s more of a stew because you have to chew it

Then-Senator Obama did finger guns at me when I met him at a rally in 2008.

I went on to not review the toilet paper at the venue where this happened because I had not yet started TCTPR and also it was in Omaha.

I don’t review puns but this one is very good

I mean at this point my other account probably is my alt, but it’s older and has the bsky elder label sooo

oooh he follows me on my main account and I follow him from this one but not vice versa so I think he’s legally obligated to be my friend. excellent.

If you’re the one from Wellington plz be my friend

Everyone else, I’ll see you there cause this event is very neat and not enough people appreciate it yet.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled toilet paper/fish fry reviews for this very important message

I have never seriously considered dining and dashing before tonight.

I would not ever actually do that. But if ever there was a time…

Tonight’s toilet paper was better than the fish fry (derogatory)

Obligatory reminder to please click through and actually read the reviews. Or at least lie and tell me you did.

The website is completely free from trackers of any kind, so I'll never know.

Ukrainian American Community Center + Fish Fry - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews Welcome to the universe’s first join toilet paper and fish fry review! What a time to be alive. Toilet Paper Wipe with caution The toilet paper, which was difficult to photograph due to the strange li...

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Ukrainian American Community Center + Fish Fry (Minneapolis)

🧻: Wipe with caution
🐟: Run, don't walk

Every time I see their stupid name I think it’s something cool for half a second until I remember