I suspect it will be a different watershed moment: Jack has just torpedoed Square and Cash App, and when real people start losing real money as a result this will become the horror story that people point to when warning of the limits of AI driven coding.
To my former colleagues who have been treated so shockingly badly today and for the last few months: Square/Block was the best job I ever had, with many of the best people I ever worked with. None of you deserve to be dicked around like this.
It's not you, it's Jack.
I really can’t help but notice that all of this work finally launches once I switched to iPhone…
Sometimes, you pick the side of chaos.
Real ones know that the best water fountains are made by Elkay. The only company I’ll shill for because they’ve never let me down once.
HAHAHAHA yes and we miss you.
To absolutely toot my own horn, this is a song I’d play at a black BBQ as the sun starts setting, soon as my Mom/uncle/elders start asking me to “play something we can step to.”
They’d make me change it once they realized they didn’t know the song but issa vibe.
open.spotify.com/track/2A17YU...
Bring back light-up shoes.
For the life of me, I cannot find a coffee table that I like and that being a genuine feeling I’m having is one of the more unexpected parts of being in my 30s.
A two panel comic with a mother and child. The mother says in the first panel “Don’t look at them Ricky, I don’t want you to be influenced by…oh god no”. The second panel then has the child say “It is too late mother, I have seen everything.”
Was explaining to my Mom the other day what nonbinary meant and she asked
“Son, are all your friends like that now???”
Image very related.
What is up with this ad push for full body deodorant? I guess Unilever needs even MORE money?
I should’ve called you. I know you would’ve answered. 🥺
My friend didn’t pick up when I called them randomly a second ago. What do you do when you realize literally no one loves you?
You heard it here first, folks. It’s true, I’m back on my boolshit.
I’m officially a true believer in eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
Yeah, I’m joking about me but not about my country. 😅
*in my Hamilton voice* Ay yo, I’m just like my country,
I’m really fucked up and I have no real hope that I’ll improve at all in the near future.
The amount of time between 9:00 and 9:20 is 20 minutes, but the amount of time between 8:50 and 9:10 is 30 minutes.
No, I will not explain further.
HAHAHAHA you hella foul for this one. 😂😂😂
Don’t ask me for my Wrapped. I uh….had a year. I don’t wanna talk about it. 😅
One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.
I’m not super pathological! Or maybe I am… Sometimes I just don’t know.
If I can make it until dinner, the itis got me. 😌
I usually use my AirPods in noise cancelling mode with white noise playing but SHE CAN REALLY SNORE!
I’m visiting my Mom and I thought it would be cool to share a hotel room with my sister who I never get to see.
Here’s where I fucked up:
1. I’m a light sleeper.
2. She’s a heavy snorer.
I got four hours of sleep, it’s Thanksgiving Day, and I’ve still gotta make the desserts. Pray for me.
Is Baldur’s Gate 3 a good game on the Steam Deck or should I get it on PlayStation instead?
ALL HOTELS NEED BLACKOUT CURTAINS THAT OVERLAP EACH OTHER. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE A SMALL SLIT OF LIGHT SHINING THROUGH THAT I CANNOT GET RID OF.
In Dallas for the week to visit my Mom and I still absolutely despise how fiercely unwalkable this city is.
I just came up with a great one but I can’t say it publicly in case someone tries to steal it!
My toxic trait is I’m a little bit in love with all of my friends and I never let them go more than a second without reminding them of it.
