Tatsächlich nur Wäschetrockner statt Leine, aber dafür muss natürlich einer verfügbar sein :/

Dear romantasy writers: stop trying to prove your military training is so brutal by saying how many people die during it. A country with a strong military does not want recruits dying in training. They want them to live to see the battle. Training deaths are also just really bad for morale.

Watercolor painting of a pudgy white dragon with rainbow wings and a rainbow gradient going all along the ridge of its head, body and tail as well as the end of the tail sits on top of a high castle tower, the top of which tapers into a flag pole with a thin, red flag blowing in the wind. In its fist, it is holding a knight in armor and looking at them curiously. The background is a blue sky with some clouds.

Watercolor painting of a fat woman with light tan skin wearing a large, dark blue cape, leg wraps and shiny boots as well as octagonal goggles running through an arid landscape. Above her in the sky hands a sword facing outward; the sword’s blade opens like a mouth with sharp teeth. It is surrounded by a flame-like glow. The sky shows a gradient from a faint yellow at the bottom, to a light blue that gets darker at the top. There are a few stylized stars and planets in the sky. The landscape on the ground is mainly yellow ochre, with reddish hills in the distance. Strange green plants grow here and there.

Gouache painting of a cockapoo dog reclining on a blue blanket in front of a red background, slightly stylized with colorful outlines.

Watercolor illustration of a woman with blue hair with space buns in a frilly pastel dress, sitting in a bright yellow goblet of some sort. She's holding up her hands, above which a small ball of light hovers. Behind her are pink and white branch-like silhouettes, while more balls of light and two strange moth-like creatures surround the goblet. The background is dark blue with a leaf pattern.

Hi #PortfolioDay! I'm Vallie, an artist looking for illustration work! I prefer to work in traditional media such as watercolor or gouache, and I like my colors bright and plenty.

Contact: uncannyvallie@posteo.de
Portfolio: cara.app/uncannyvallie

Hab das auch gesehen und es ist einfach unfassbar. Und gleichzeitig bin ich froh, dass meine Familie so vernünftig ist, als ich einmal gar nicht mehr konnte ist mein Papa direkt mit mir umgekehrt und hat sichergestellt, dass alles ok ist

"AI will let us turn PhDs from 4 year degrees into 6 month degrees!"

Literally shitting on the part that makes it intellectual development. It requires things like *reading* for yourself and *writing* for yourself. Those aren't chores, they're part of skills acquisition and critical development.

I have a dutch co-worker and I'm still convinced the language isn't real

me: [rolling over for the 40th time int he middle of the night] the monster under my bed: will you shut the f*ck up

Monster: I regret choosing this house.

Ja, ok, seh ich ein 😂

Got a seat on train 2 and the person next to me is reading the bible

Train 1 was on time and Turmion Kätilöt is slowly helping me wake up (I might still fall asleep on train 2)

Atin wants me to stay in bed. I want to stay in bed. Sadly, I have a work thing in Hamburg

Wanted to join Cassian and her dad for Nordic Walking, but my body isn't having it, so I'm just taking a very slow Pokemon Go walk

Swords are amazing. We got rings made from tungsten carbide, very durable

Cassian and I are totally normal at the briefest mention of Capitano. Especially when Varka does the mentioning :D

[pixelated pic of a horse galloping] i'm going places (bed)

I would have blocked, but instagram refreshed and the post was lost. Still better than interacting

I have so many questions, but also I don't want to interact with people like that

Saw an instagram post about someone who is intersex and most of the comments were supportive, but of course this one user with too many numbers went on denying that intersex people exist because "ChatGPT said so"

Fand es heute sehr schön, aber viel wärmer muss es gar nicht werden für mich xD

Danke! Dir dann auch wenn es soweit ist

Sag Bescheid, wenn du es rausfindest, hab n Vorstellungsgespräch heute und bin sehr müde xD

Die Knöpfe halten mit letzter Kraft noch xD

Haha, ja. Figurbetont ist schwierig

I'd live to but I'm at work :/

Why can't top surgery be more affordable, I don't want these boobs and they're super inconvenient when trying to buy clothes

I currently don't have a simple black blouse. Just tried one on - too tight around the boobs, too loose everywhere else.

Heh, I saw the post and thought 'K.B. Wagers!' and then saw your reply. Absolutely seconding this!

Also, ich habe den Nyx Wonderstick (oder so in der Art), der ist eigentlich für contouring, aber funktioniert bei mir und meiner Frau auch super als concealer. Generell bin ich mir Nyx super happy, sind nicht ganz ganz günstig, aber mMn auch nicht zu teuer für das Ergebnis (und günstiger als andere)

Just sneezed so hard in the grocery store that a small child asked "what was that??"

I'm home! Time for novamin and bed