JeffOnVacation

💯This is right up there with "He ran for President to stay out of jail." A perfect snapshot of this dumb moment.

Biden's open borders...

Cookie Monster says "I am dairy and gluten free."

Give him a few more, and he'll realize trump isn't in the Epstein files because they were golf buddies...

The Right calls SAVE Act-styled voter ID "insurance" against voter fraud.

If you want voter ID, make all the forms of ID free to everyone.

Otherwise, it's a form of voter suppression. Period.

"Mama, there goes that Bam"

Spoiler warning!

We HAD to go to war with Iran to protect the Homeland:

They might’ve done something terrible, like kill Americans who were protesting on the streets, or kidnapped people out of their homes, or destroyed a wing of the White House.

Whew! Crisis avoided...

Kristi Noem attempting to outrun congressional investigations...

a man with a beard is saying bye felicia ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia

Bye, flea-cia!

A cosplay barbie is trying on the 'tough' act.

When Kristi Noem is thrown out on her ass, can we please keep running her CPB "self-deport" ads?

Each time they play it'll be a little reason to smile. Or, they'll stop airing out of embarrassment. Win-win!

There is a sweet humiliation of seeing Noem speak on that stage when the WHOLE WORLD knows she's been fired.

It doesn't make up for the two American citizens killed by her thugs, but it's a Pretti Good start...

#ForCricket

The candidate he endorsed for Texas Ag Commissioner couldn't even win his Republican Primary. And he was an Incumbent.

trump can't even pick winners within his own Party! He looks stupid, and weak, and he knows if he picks wrong here, he'll look even further out of touch with MAGA.

He's going to blame the generals when this all goes tits-up.

a close up of a man 's face with his hands on his face . Alt: And like that, poof, they're gone...

Marco Rubio looking at his 2028 Presidential hopes:

We are watching Marco piss away any '28 Presidential aspirations he may have had in real time... 🤣

ETTD

Yes, you HAVE been sharing so much more than deals. They're called #ads

Bye.

And note the $200 Million ballroom will now cost "under $400 Million."

How could you not want ballroom? We're getting a great deal on ballroom.

Why did you post two pictures of trump's mother?

The thing about the Iranian airstrikes is, a 13-year-old girl made credible sexual assault allegations against the sitting President.

We can War and chew gum at the same time...

Anybody remember the clip of Martin Sheen when he starts WW3 in that nightmare vision of the future near the end of "The Dead Zone?"

Bc this is the press conference that followed that.

Donald J. Trump → @realDonaldTrump X.com

🙂

trump started a War in the dying hours of a Friday night news dump:

"The Reality TV Presidency, ladies and gentlemen! We hope you enjoy the show! Sorry about your Democracy..."

Damn. Nailed it... Just like trump did to those girls.

The clock has officially started on @realbillmaher.bsky.social either reverting to the kiss-ass we saw after "the dinner with donald" or losing his HBO gig.

#ETTD

Meanwhile, Trump is consolidating "ownership" of the media here, just like Putin did under a free Russia.

Vader is, indeed, making a fine Apprentice.

We should have known, it was right there in the show's name...

I'm sorry, and good luck, Jamie.

Get out if you can.