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Random thoughts and furry art from a big Iberian werewolf Ξ˜Ξ”. 18+ only! πŸ”ž https://www.furaffinity.net/user/gausswolf/

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Third one done for @zephyxus.bsky.social

11.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

KNEE POLICE! SHOW ME YOUR KNEES OR BE CANCELLED

11.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone over 30 has problematic knees. Heads up gen-z

11.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I take ibuprofen for my PROBLEMATIC knees.

11.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Comparative anatomy illustration showing different mammal species bones where all the knees point in the same direction, as they always have. Taken from the paper "Comparative anatomy and morphology of the knee in translational models for articular cartilage disorders. Part I: Large animals"

Comparative anatomy illustration showing different mammal species bones where all the knees point in the same direction, as they always have. Taken from the paper "Comparative anatomy and morphology of the knee in translational models for articular cartilage disorders. Part I: Large animals"

Comparative anatomist expert witness at the Furries v. Subscribestar trials:
Your honor, as exhibit A clearly demonstrates, all mammals have "human-like knee orientation." It is only the relative proportions of the limb segments that change.

11.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1256 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 15
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 6156 πŸ” 2067 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

The year is 2026. The puriteen police stop you because your knees are Sus. Your spine is very morally questionable. You mention harkness and your articles of cancellation are drafted.

11.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Color sketch for c0rw0lf

Color sketch for c0rw0lf

Color sketch for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/c0rw0lf

I draw color sketches like this one for 3 patrons in Canine tier every week. Join on my https://www.patreon.com/zephyxus .

#furry #art #furryart #nsfw

11.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 796 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Holejob

11.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back to FA lol

11.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2026. The puriteen police stop you because your knees are Sus. Your spine is very morally questionable. You mention harkness and your articles of cancellation are drafted.

11.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every coyote I’ve ever met is very coyote

10.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What about a (quad) wolf that turns into a werewolf ?

10.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi scoots

10.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Macro march, when your werewolf becomes too big for the bedroom (its gonna be a theme this month)

Can you spot @samt517.bsky.social ?

🎨 - @zephyxus.bsky.social <3

09.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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Cover page for mini comic!

09.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, just need a bite πŸΊπŸŒ•

09.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😏

09.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital illustration of a Garurumon, mid run, with some blue flames forming at it's mouth

Digital illustration of a Garurumon, mid run, with some blue flames forming at it's mouth

Digital puppy πŸ”₯

#digimon #art

12.11.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Macro march, when your werewolf becomes too big for the bedroom (its gonna be a theme this month)

Can you spot @samt517.bsky.social ?

🎨 - @zephyxus.bsky.social <3

09.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
Low vit d :(

Low vit d :(

GIVE ME THE SUN PLZ

09.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh I wanna get art turning someone into a cum balloon

09.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1947 πŸ” 630 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9
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Back on the oil painting grind !

08.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 798 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone add a gauss size where the human head is below my shoulder

08.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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scientifically accurate wolf size chart

07.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 481 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

/r/theydidthemath

07.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Huge gnoll boyfriend power bottoming you

Huge gnoll boyfriend power bottoming you

Your gnoll boyfriend needed it right now.

Requested art. Join my https://www.patreon.com/zephyxus to request art for my sussy streams.

#furry #art #furryart #nsfw

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 910 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Taurs are 50% feral so you are 50% CANCELED

06.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I couldn't help myself. I had to make something stupid πŸ˜† Happy Friday! #Werewolf

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0