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@septumfunk.com

they/she/he non biney c/c++ programmer straight outta washington, a crazy motherfucker named dj (my posts can be very sarcastic or cynical)

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i came on bluesky just to say this is one of THE best videos i've ever seen, and the part where you talk about why you made the video made me happier than you could ever possibly believe. you're seriously one of the most introspective content creators ever

31.01.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did i just get dog whistled? i thought he was talking about the organizations being a cult

21.01.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have upper cartilage too

10.01.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have a boner

09.01.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

puyallup

08.01.2026 09:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well it's kind of morbid but children that die shortly after birth haven't

03.01.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never could have predicted this outcome

02.01.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can make orange rhyme with banana
boooornana

02.01.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

annoying doomer liberals have replaced the original audience of this website lol, i used to be a huge user back when things weren't always crying about how we're doomed and we can't do anything about it. rip og bluesky and your hope

31.12.2025 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't think so no

31.12.2025 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i haven't called you retarded yet i simply said i am going to ๐Ÿ˜‚

31.12.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bookmarking this so i can call you retarded in 2028

31.12.2025 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time i open this app i see a dumbass motherfucking doomer comment like this and close it

31.12.2025 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
it's a cat who seemingly recently started smoking a cigarette, he is standing nearby his friends which includes a fluffy tabby, tall black and white cat, and a sandy colored cat wearing a cowboy hat. the fluffy cat is yawning or meowing, but all the others are staring into the camera with thin pupils

it's a cat who seemingly recently started smoking a cigarette, he is standing nearby his friends which includes a fluffy tabby, tall black and white cat, and a sandy colored cat wearing a cowboy hat. the fluffy cat is yawning or meowing, but all the others are staring into the camera with thin pupils

the full thing

31.12.2025 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my work pfp on all our services is a cat smoking a cigarette (including my email) and i have a test print that i cut out taped to my desk of the same image lol

31.12.2025 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hop off menthols

31.12.2025 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.12.2025 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

washington #1

30.12.2025 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit

23.12.2025 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as an american, never knew there was one IN florida

25.11.2025 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good lord this is a fucking social media post complaining about a fine disguised as an article

25.11.2025 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

didn't the xbox come out a month later

25.11.2025 08:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.11.2025 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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friend gave me neat lights thing gift, I draw tem on it

23.11.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4760 ๐Ÿ” 466 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the sky is blue headass

15.11.2025 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is lonely goomba catching strays wtf

30.10.2025 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is lonely goomba catching strays

30.10.2025 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i gotta admit the sphere is kind of funny

28.10.2025 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"and what their powers are" they all have different things they are *supposed* to be allowed to do legally, that's why ideally you'd want to know, but at this point that's not necessarily likely to help anyway.

25.10.2025 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what does this mean

24.10.2025 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0