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You will be inspired, or else.

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The asking price would be astronomical.

05.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm beginning to regret getting that book of puns for your birthday.

05.03.2026 04:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? Never! Unless...

02.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry. I put a toddler lock on the snowblower.

24.02.2026 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's your turn to shovel the driveway, Nu'Daq.

24.02.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As much as we may wish to deny it, we are often motivated by fear more than anything else. It is a hard way to live. But true warriors pledge to meet those fears shoulder to shoulder, to stand against them together. In doing so, we are motivated against fear, not by it.

23.02.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Infinite McConaughey Live Stream YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space

Movie Day on the Infinite Live Stream Today!

Ever want to know what it would feel like you are part of #mst2k ?
Tune in today and pop into the Live Chat at 4:20PM EST to find out!
-A @craveninouterspace.bsky.social and @lordedmundbryll.theparadoxy.com joint

#parody
#humor
#comedy
#absurdity

22.02.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, let's go perform some tactical percussive maintenance.

18.02.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Infinite McConaughey Live Stream YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space

www.youtube.com/live/5u4aqNb...

16.02.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// The McConaughey stream has made its triumphant return, this time for good(?). Tune in at 4:20 EST (in about 35 minutes) for some Coach Gowron content!

16.02.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There are some who will hate you for who you are, for no reason other than you do not conform to their small minded notions. Do not let them sway you! You are a warrior, a person of honor and courage, not a puppet who bobs on the strings of their prejudices and bigotry.

15.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's hard to say where the pants end and the copious amounts of leg hair begin.

12.02.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noisy, too.

12.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this case it's a fine line between inspiration and bad influence. Looking in your direction, @theolalfer.bsky.social

07.02.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well said.

07.02.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing about Nu'Daq is he never underestimates himself.

06.02.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll accept it if they know what's good for them.

06.02.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I too have a signed permission slip, if any Time Cops ask.

06.02.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will always be someone who cannot see your worth, who will underestimate you, who will undermine you. Do not let that someone be you.

06.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 243 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The transporter giveth, the transporter taketh away.

05.02.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually we found the latest Brad in the grease traps behind Tim Horta's.

05.02.2026 05:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, evicted from where? He lives in my garage, and I gave up on getting any rent out of him years ago. I'd be overjoyed if he moved out. Perhaps he can move in with you?

05.02.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoever invited @cousinnudaq.bsky.social has a lot to answer for.

05.02.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is said those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. But what of those who suppress the past, distort it, sanitize it? They cannot not be held blameless. A true warrior knows that hiding from the past is cowardice, and deliberately hiding the past is malice, and a grave dishonor.

04.02.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 111 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Remember your training, Chief! I take mine black.

04.02.2026 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a process, Chief. One day they'll learn their lesson and deflate the balls before flushing them.

04.02.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I approve of the message. I don't approve of the Gowron stabbing part.

04.02.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not if it means getting stabbed with a bat'leth again.

04.02.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you never met a teenager before?

03.02.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hadn't noticed. By the way, there's a problem with the toilets in the gym restroom. They stopped flushing after only four dodgeballs.

03.02.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0