The incompetence is the point but also good lord how can an entire cabinet combined have an IQ below freezing like this
How is this even possible
13.03.2026 02:08
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The incompetence is the point but also good lord how can an entire cabinet combined have an IQ below freezing like this
How is this even possible
More like DAMN! Adebayo
I guess
George
Hell
What the fuck is this shit
Growing up in Chicago in the 80s and 90s, Bill Kurtis was a fixture in my childhood watching channel 2 CBS. Glad he’s still out there after all these years.
Every time a Thunder game airs on TV and I hear the John Cena music playing I get very disappointed that John Cena isn't actually there
It’s irrelevant really, but I’m almost amazed just how odd he truly is. Just, like, if he wasn’t a miserable bastard we’d call him a quirky neurodivergent or something
It’s just a shame that there are was nothing that could be referenced to as a reminder of electing him could lead to
Awful luck, that
Well I mean it’s pretty well known that he likes fucking
Step One: Win the house somehow
Step Two: Make a prominent Dem candidate Speaker, just for funsies
Step Three: Impeach Trump and Vance together as a BOGO treat
Step Four: Wake the fuck up, guy typing this reply
Man who has never pumped a gallon of gas in his life has opinions
Or he will throw absolutely everyone under the bus and deflect all blame and claim he was hoodwinked
"Leisure Suit" Lawrence Jack Love if you're nasty
If you don't keep your car in a garage it's a good time to invest in a chastity belt for your gas tank
Guys named Richard beside themselves
*fucks with the electric car market and efficiency standards in ICE cars*
*starts war that directly affects the price of gasoline*
Big Todd Energy
brb, using Afterpay for my next fill
Also:
theresalwaysatweet.jpg
This tweet is articulate enough that I would buy a conspiracy that the real Trump was kidnapped in 2014 and is being held next to the body of Jimmy Hoffa while a body double is currently President
A seemingly-random Twitter user who sounds suspiciously like Kevin Durant is gonna have a lot to say about the Rockets after this blowout loss.
"Donald... Trunk? Trusk? Trap?? No, never heard of him. Isn't Joe Biden president still?"
This guy right here is pretty, pretty, pretty pleased that he bought a brand new car last month that might have a gas engine, but it gets almost 40MPG which is a hell of a lot better than averaging like 20, 25MPG tops
(it's also the first non-American car I've bought which was super weird for me)
"Why do they call it Raccoon City?"
"Well..."
Crawling out of my social media blackout hole to post how the MacBook Neo has a chance to fuck Dell, HP, Lenovo, etc straight in their assholes if they play their cards right
(Just like get more goddamn games like RE Requiem please)
Last week in golf: Player infuriates TV audience and delays popular star from getting a much-needed win
This week in golf: Infuriating guy wins tournament with Rory and Tiger watching on
See all of us sickos who killed that guy for fun and broke the Morrowind main quest were right all along!
Game of Thrones x NBA
I know it’s Elonville but there’s a Game of Thrones NBA parody site and I hate how this speaks to me
Yeah I really should have put in “somewhat” because he’s always been a lowlife
His dad absolutely fucked his mind up which is detestable but he didn’t have to be the way he is regardless
Double Down ain’t just Trump’s favorite KFC item