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Simone Solnsa β”‚ SF & FMTY

@simonesolnsa.com

a girlfriend like the best martini: dirty, potent, & not for the faint of heart πŸ¦ͺπŸ’‹ β€’ intermittent blog writer, full-time fun-haver https://bio.site/simonesolnsa SF & wherever you want me

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I'm attending 2 different conferences while in town; $480 covers my registration for both ✨ It's my birthday trip! Will also accept funds for dinners & Broadway shows πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Girl Goes East A rare travel update

Once again, you can find me more active on Substack.

Oh, and I'm coming to NYC in April:

simonesolnsa.substack.com/p/a-girl-goe...

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, and I'm glad I preemptively had logged out anyway, but I just discovered my Twitter that I spent 5 years building and helped connect me to so many clients and friends has been permanently suspended. It's not a surprise, but it's still a bummer.

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want it, come & get it.
All my updates all in one:

β€’ March’s books are getting slimmer by the day, get on them for your unraveling.
β€’ Boston- April 14-16th
β€’ I’ll be with @simonesolnsa.com in NYC on April 23rd for a lucky few. Get in touch.

You know where to find me.

03.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Won't be here much going forward. Keep up with my writing and occasional photos on Substack. Love ya, good luck! ✌️

29.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm.....

22.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe ILSensual is in ATL!

16.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Simone can have $70 for a get well treat?

15.01.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

15.01.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another sick day, another opportunity to have a texting date ✨ Thoroughly enjoyed being kept company yesterday by a sweet one. Maybe today *you* can keep me entertained πŸ˜‡

15.01.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I woke up sick, two days before I was supposed to go to Portland to help a dear one recover from surgery. I'm heartbroken that I probably need to cancel my flight and that I'm stuck in the house during this beautiful sun. I guess it's soup time for ol' Simone :(

13.01.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: I promise I won't get philosophical

zero drinks later:

11.01.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I like that part! I think going forward I'm going to be paywalling pretty much everything except tour dates/announcements.

10.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of same, honestly. I've been goofing around in the internet SW world since I was 18, and on/off danced/sugared for a while. But 6 year since official launch!

10.01.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just never know what might translate in the future. On Substack, I feel that having a higher number of visible subscribers unconsciously signals more people to follow, so that alone might be boosting me in a small way. People pay for subscriptions, gifts, restack, comment, all of it brings traffic

10.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You make even this look chic...the color combo...

10.01.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

06.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to meet me, it's likely I will not be taking new clients within the year, so I'd hop to it. Otherwise, our paths may never cross. And what a shame that would be.

06.01.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

January is my 6th anniversary in the industry. It's been a strange couple of years as I've been transitioning into another career, and I'm not sure how I feel about my future here.

Anyway, my wishlist is in bio if you'd like to congratulate me :)

06.01.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚Love it. 19 year old me also got a cringe Russian tattoo, although I am a heritage speaker (but don't ask me to speak these days, I am woefully out of practice). It looks cool on you!

06.01.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I just realized your hip tat is Russian!

06.01.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember from living there :( Part of why I knew I couldn't live there long term. Although some neighborhoods are more walkable if you're lucky enough to live there β€” downtown Decatur/Oakhurst, Inman Park, Reynoldstown. But the amount of driving truly sucked my soul

06.01.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was on my wishlist! But the man who bought it certainly knows my proclivities ;)

05.01.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? She feels amaaaazing on skin, can't wait to use it on someone

05.01.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sterling silver (locally made) sharp objects make me 😈 Thanks for the belated holiday gift!

05.01.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The butt is definitely reaping the benefits

05.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love being walking-pilled and knowing-your-neighors-pilled. I walk to my gym, I run into my friends there. I go to the coffeeshop after where my friend works and get a free cappuccino. I stop at the grocery store on the way home and banter with the cashier. I pick up gifts at my PO box. Walking!!

05.01.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Portland: I'll see you soon!

Jan 16-19

05.01.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Love!

04.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If someone wanted to send me $400 so I can buy pretty jewelry when I downsize my piercing soon, that would be cute. Like, conceptually.

04.01.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0