It’s that or sleep more, and who has time for that?
06.03.2026 15:55
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It’s that or sleep more, and who has time for that?
Some days you just need to ingest a lot of caffeine and hope for the best.
Clearly the Lakers, as there are no lakes in Los Angeles.
The Lakers and the Clippers have never faced each other in the playoffs
Leave and go do some work
Got a new Francisco Lindor bobblehead today (in the middle of the other two).
There would be a Zion Williamson joke here, but he didn’t get hurt
I’ve done a lot of research
No. Just eat tacos.
Trust me, I’m a doctor
Monster mail day
You should eat more tacos
Unless it’s the US
It’s not difficult at all. He might be high
I discuss the Step Transaction doctrine… and make a multi-part pop culture reference that will require some real knowledge to pick up all three parts.
Nether
No
How does a person have three DoorDash accounts? How do you do that? How do
You create them?
“Like the Wu-Tang killer bees, they swarm.” The guy on Dallas Mavericks broadcast
World B. Mitch
I mean, is there a plan? Or is there a signal chat with grok analytics?
Cristiano Ronaldo is fine with hanging out with murderers.
Shoutout to Ronaldo for being honest
Because they hate the regime doesn’t mean they’ll like us.
Also, I’m going to see Wallace Shawn in a play in a few weeks. Inconceivable!
Why are we funding FIFA?
Recently, I learned that “Rapunzel” means lettuce.
No you shouldn’t say fuck, fuck no.
Why do Republicans keep getting involved in land wars in Asia? Do they not watch movies?
Big if true
