Craig Rettig

Trader Joe's Pita Bite Crackers

I didn't realize crackers could hold 1,000 TB of data...
#DadJoke

Our dod, Storm, snuggled up in a cave bed.

Getting cold out again. I think Storm has rhe right idea...

Captain America approving the punching of individuals of a certain sinister group

Sometimes I make angry comics too

Thanks for this list. I was only aware of a fewer-than-fingers-on-one-hand number of board game charities, and this enlightened me to some more I wasn't familiar with.

Oh, and your support of said charities and the entertainment you provided was great as well.

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month

Our Christmas tree

Oh, and got the Christmas tree put up, too. 🎄 🎅

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

My backyard, covered in snow. Dec 2, 2025

First *measurable* snow of the year...

#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #snow

Before anyone mansplains swastika usage prior to 1940: Yes, you are *technically* correct. In modern-day Western culture, however, the symbol has been co-opted by Nazi/similar-minded people as "white power" symbology, like how various hand gestures mean different things among different cultures.

Ah, the curse of a monosyllabic name...

Most of Trump's supporters identify as "Conservative Christians".

Which of those two words don't you understand the meaning of?

🤮 Thanks for that...

Snowfall in Louisville, KY

First snow of the year...

#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #snow

Hope to see some of my fellow locals here this weekend. The missus and I will be there a few hours this evening and Saturday afternoon. We haven't decided on Sunday yet.

#Louisville #LouisvilleKY #BoardGames

55 days 'til Christmas

It's October 31st, so you know what that means...

It's getting to the point that I'd rather chance my accounts getting hacked if I never had to deal with 2FA ever again.

#FirstWorldProblems #BoomerComplaints
#StopRequiringTextsEveryTimeMyBrowserUpdates

Alestorm band in concert at Headliners in Louisville, KY on September 19, 2025

Alestorm band in concert at Headliners in Louisville, KY on September 19, 2025

Alestorm band in concert at Headliners in Louisville, KY on September 19, 2025

Alestorm killed it last night at a post-Louder Than Life concert at Headliners here in Louisville.
They're one of my favorite live acts right now.
#Alestorm #metal

A comic strip titled Lion and Gazelle #21. A lion and a gazelle are sitting at a table playing Senet. The lion suddenly looks distressed and says he has made a terrible discovery: "Board games are the medium of the oppressor!" The gazelle, surprised, asks what he means. The lion explains that board games make following rules seem fun and teach people to think in zero-sum ways. The crow adds that even house rules are frowned upon by the community. In the final panel, the lion exclaims, "We are the baddies!" while the gazelle looks uncertain.

New comic! 🦁🦌 In this week’s Lion and Gazelle, we realized that house rules make you a revolutionary?! 

You can read this week’s blog post at
www.semicoop.com/comic/lion-a...

The Best Burger in Every State Whether thick and juicy, piled high with toppings, or oozing with cheese, the best burger in each state proves nothing hits the spot quite like the classic dish.

Nice! Kentucky's is barely a mile from my house, and I can vouch that M&BB is amazing.

The Best Burger in Every State www.rd.com/list/best-bu...

#burger #hamburger #food #tourism

With an uppercut to the jaw Captain America knocks the Fixer backward and says, “WRONG, Fixer! This facility was bankrupt by the people of the United States! I don’t like to hear them called fools! And an oversized ego will never give you the ‘right’ to take what isn’t yours!“

Which year should I not bother filling my taxes?

What happens if someone escapes at one o'clock?

Cover to MISTER MIRACLE #12 (2017)

Rock Hard: 1977, possibly my favorite game from last year.

Am I just "boomering", or does anyone else long for the days before OTP verification?

Seriously, logging into *anything* anymore seems like a complete pain in the backside...

#FirstWorldProblems

Your fireworks can instill panic in wildlife, causing mothers to abandon their babies, birds exhibiting life-threatening behavior, and others being too disoriented to find their way home. Fish and waterfowl also die from ingesting firework debris that makes its way into lakes and ponds.

Celebrate Independence Day, but perhaps consider an alternative way than fireworks.

A subreddit for insufferable LinkedIn content Scroll through LinkedIn and you will find a mix of rampant virtue signaling, cringeworthy titles, and stories that could come from r/thathappened. This subreddit is for sharing and discussing these Li...

Of all the mistakes I've made and all the wrongs I've committed, at least I can go to my grave content in the knowledge that I never tried to be a LinkedIn influencer.
www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...

1970s Captain America says to Nick Fury outside in the middle of the city, “I wish I could say that we’ve won the war. But as long as there is a fear and ignorance, despots like MODOK and his like will be able to bring out the worst in mankind.“

I don't care what anyone else says, "Game 👇👇" was the best one.