A raccoon with its paws against the glass pane of a door.
“Yes, can I help you?”
“Evening, neighbor. I just wanted to remind you that garbage pickup is tomorrow, and you seem to have forgotten to put your cans out.”
My Motto :)
It’s a definite buy for me, i love that the main protagonist is retro, the classic Adidas and 80s pet shop boys.
Hardest game of guess who ever.
Im an introvert and I would gladly dance in public for a free coffee as long as the coffee is decent. Never settle for less than decent coffee.
Kung fu fighting in your sleep is cool…but dangerous.
1. Step brothers
2. Talladega nights
3. Old school
Me: What are they in for?
Zookeeper: This isn't a prison.
Me: So they can leave?
Zookeeper: Well, no.
Me: [pointing to penguin] I bet *that* one killed somebody.
He’s the missing link, he’s survived all this time to de-evolve humanity and revert all progress to “ouch, fire burn, fire bad”.
MeOOw
Hey guys. I’ve just appointed salt to head the Department of Snail Protection.
youtu.be/bi-k3p2GVz4?...
What disappoints me most about his supporters is that their entire platform is about HURTING others.
Taking away rights.
Taking away benefits.
Taking away a path to citizenship.
It’s a platform based on cruelty.
They hate their lives and prefer if everyone suffered rather than solving it.
Sad.
Not even facebook or elon’s dumpster fire does that, @bsky.app gotta stand out!
@bsky.app I humbly beg to have a MySpace moment with programmable custom profiles 🥹
Good morning, Bluesky!☕
