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Adrienne

@adriennekmetz.com

Independent marketing, content, and seo consultant working with in-house teams. Elder millennial from western Colorado. When I’m offline I’m totally off grid chasing two catahoulas. Over 100 houseplants and no ragrets about it πŸͺ΄πŸπŸŒ±

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Market share (and PLG) is won on the free tier.

06.02.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

powerpoint when im being my millennial self. decks when im code switching πŸ™ƒ

06.02.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve dubbed these blondies The Golden Girls β˜€οΈ πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ

25.01.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe there is someone at Woods Hole who knows?

24.01.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The journey of replacing this convenience with other sources is a community building exercise. You ask friends for recs, chat with sales clerks, grab an ice cream on the way back to your car, maybe even pet a cute dog! It’s not just -1 Amazon it’s also like +1000 for your community.

24.01.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s to suddenly and aggressively get off the highway I call this a β€œCalifornia exit”

24.01.2025 04:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow 6 hours is super fast. I live in a rural area so same day is not an option for me. Makes 2 days look really slow πŸ˜†

24.01.2025 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And I gotta save a big side eye for those who are like β€œyay I did it!!! (I moved the app icon to my third home screen page)”

You can do it and we are rooting for you!! In time you’ll build new sources and routines. We will get there.

24.01.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saying out loud β€œthis is hard” is good and necessary because there’s shame around admitting how much of a hold devices and platforms have on our lives. Thank you for being honest and vulnerable about that. You’re right it’s not easy.

24.01.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I deleted my Amazon account (not deactivated.. not logged out… not delete the app.. but DELETED my whole ass ACCOUNT) which means all that’s left is WhatsApp to get rid of. Since it’s about to be merged into the main meta account center it’s a good time to do that soon.

24.01.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw another β€œI’m not posting anymore!” Like okay dude they are still tracking and selling your data to the point there the tentacles are in everything you do

I get the β€œmy family’s on here and nowhere else”

Try texting them or calling and see how a group chat feels instead

24.01.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just saw someone saying β€œwell I got my espresso machine in 2 days so can’t give it up” okay great news espresso offers free 2 day shipping and it took me under the length of this skeet to find that out! You can also DoorDash one from target. So many options for acquiring coffee in 48 hours I promise

24.01.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of ish in my feed that’s like β€œgreat news! I’ve considered almost not posting on fb today and even hesitated as I almost deleted the app!”

1. Deleting the app is not the same as deleting your account.
2. virtue signaling about getting off when you’re not is not the take you think is

24.01.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Check the mfg website cause they usually have free 2 day shipping !

24.01.2025 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This was my first thought too :/ but tilda would be perfect

24.01.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never understand why people prewash every dish on the way into the dishwasher when you can just rewash the 1 or 2 that come out dirty.

24.01.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When they get to me and I start talking about sobriety

23.01.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A bobcat's full name is Robert Catastrophe.

22.01.2025 09:58 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I am assuming we’ll see a definition of β€œfreelancer” soon because plenty of SMEs are freelance writers.

22.01.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ai-generated fake movie poster of pet sematary that has a tik tok logo on it looking all effed up and wonky

ai-generated fake movie poster of pet sematary that has a tik tok logo on it looking all effed up and wonky

geez another sequel cant they think of anything new

22.01.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The front page last night

22.01.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me every time I see a horse laying down: β€œpls don’t di”

22.01.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So interstellar is a sequel to contact?

Murph is Jodie’s daughter?

22.01.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can definitely scrounge up 6 if you need them πŸ˜†

22.01.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. To be an environmental scientist 🌳 πŸ€—
2. Environmental science πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬ πŸ§ͺ
3. I just knew environmental science was my calling 🍁 πŸ§˜β€β™€οΈ

4. Marketing 🀑

22.01.2025 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned 2 weeks at below zero so the pine sap freezes and crushes their eggs

21.01.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love seeing pictures of new york that make me stop and look twice, because I know i've stood right there looking right at that view and it takes me instantly back to a place and time.

21.01.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now imagine going in the reverse once you’re used to just doing stuff fast, it’s… painful

21.01.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My grandfather during wwii. Never forget.

20.01.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0