Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

Showing up in his little chef outfit lmao I hope you get Ratatouilled into a ditch

this is elder millennial drinking from the garden hose

Alright, if the economy is going to collapse and we are going to get stuck in an intractable war in the Middle East, I’m going to take it as a sign to see Dave Matthews Band at the new Shakopee amphitheater this summer.

Liberal would be more outraged if it turned out he had a MAGA tattoo once

have noted this before but want to again emphasize that us Tattoo Havers can tell you only certain shops would have totenkopfs and they are going to be surrounded by other nazi symbols that you will in fact easily recognize

Tell me again, how old were you when you learned to wipe your ass?

Fuck Billy for giving Tyrus the fucking NWA Championship

If you buy any of this is in good faith which I absolutely do not.

Aaron Fartsniffer

Weird that a Kamala endorsement doesn't equal a victory. Who could have predicted that? Probably nobody.

Well there goes what remains of my sexuality

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

doug sayin patti left me porkchop. she suckin skeeter’s shit crazy style right now fml

alright one more

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

realistic kirby waving

back of realistic kirby waving

when your friends leave your house and you’re standing in the doorway like

T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”

"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"

She got taken to the gravel pit

Amazing that people still think Kamala wouldn’t have started a war in Iran but the right way so it was a girlboss move to bomb children

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

Hardly the most pressing concern amidst the unfolding horrors, but "warfighters" is just a catastrophically terrible coinage