Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

Someone should ask Trump why he keeps pardoning child molesters

see, shit like this is why people hate the Democrats.

Don’t try and distract from your dog shit take with an adorable cat.

I think they're bad parents because doctors and nurses are telling them what they should do and instead they're listening to a 22 year old nick shirley fuck on tiktok or a man with literal brain worms.

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

Showing up in his little chef outfit lmao I hope you get Ratatouilled into a ditch

this is elder millennial drinking from the garden hose

Alright, if the economy is going to collapse and we are going to get stuck in an intractable war in the Middle East, I’m going to take it as a sign to see Dave Matthews Band at the new Shakopee amphitheater this summer.

Liberal would be more outraged if it turned out he had a MAGA tattoo once

have noted this before but want to again emphasize that us Tattoo Havers can tell you only certain shops would have totenkopfs and they are going to be surrounded by other nazi symbols that you will in fact easily recognize

Tell me again, how old were you when you learned to wipe your ass?

Fuck Billy for giving Tyrus the fucking NWA Championship

If you buy any of this is in good faith which I absolutely do not.

Aaron Fartsniffer

Weird that a Kamala endorsement doesn't equal a victory. Who could have predicted that? Probably nobody.

Well there goes what remains of my sexuality

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

doug sayin patti left me porkchop. she suckin skeeter’s shit crazy style right now fml

alright one more

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api