Madison Metricula

Me smiling and wearing a shirt with three wolves howling at the moon

Three wolf moon is healing me

why do people go along with this

Why does headbanging feels so good but hurt so bad

There goes another toenail

Ugh that’s rough!!

Sometimes I can tell I’ve missed taking my various meds because I think about cats and then start crying because I’m overwhelmed because I love them so much for just existing

I managed to get an impressive amount of birdseed in my underwear during An Incident refilling the bird feeder

Wait I was news-dark most of the day. Did Thom Tillis go off on Noem for shooting a puppy? Did he not know about it before??

You love to see it

Pixel Art of of “Clint” from Stardew Valley

I can fix him

Inhumane!!

Boy I love living in a very normal and functioning democracy where certain groups of citizens can just have their government identification and license to operate publicly revoked

Germany was a functioning democracy too until it wasn’t

Sigh

Nope, sloplords, there were just far fewer horses after they ceased to be the central transit and hauling technology.

One cat demands pets while I poop and the other demands I turn on the faucet for her

lol I'd for sure bet money that this is what's happening

Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?

Plums

xkcd.com/3209/

I for one welcome our new kaiju corvid overlords

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

…woof.

A man on threads asked:

“Quick question
Why do women invite other women to their weddings? Is it to show that they found somebody? And they didn't, or what?”

And everyone is like…
Those are what friends are

I left fake crab meat out at room temp for like 15 hours and still ate it because I love fake crab meat but I had Regrets and it served me right

She was also wearing Figment Crocs

No notes, ginger child

I bought entirely too many cookies from a Girl Scout telling me how her troop was raising money to go learn about sea turtles at the rescue hospital in Surf City and I have no regrets

Utterly ghoulish

coming to get their tariff money!

Spent an hour sitting with a metronome practicing the flatpicked intro of “Til I Hear it From You” at, like, half speed and I’m still bad at it

But that’s what the practice is for!!

A "Y'all Means ALL"-type bumper sticker except it's about how "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" includes EVERYBODY

You deserve all the pain mitigation you want and need!!!!

Congrats, comrade. I know it’s rough now because ow ow ow but I’m so excited for you!!!