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Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics. LiberalπŸŒˆπŸŒŠπŸ¦‹πŸ’™ Also on Threads, same username

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George W Bush must be astonished. He spent all that time lying to the public about WMDs that didn’t exist, and all he had to do was start shooting and they would go along with it.

07.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After both the House and Senate both rejected measures to curb Trump’s war in Iran, the only possible response is:

Dear Congress

What do we even pay you for?

07.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Stolen Valor Senator BREAKS U.S. MARINE'S ARM IN SENATE HEARING
Stolen Valor Senator BREAKS U.S. MARINE'S ARM IN SENATE HEARING YouTube video by Jesse Dollemore

Jesse Dollemore discusses how Tim Sheehy, a stolen valour senator, broke the arm of Brian McGinnis, who was protesting against the illegal war in Iran.
youtu.be/rYZvylIJa6o?...

07.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@covie93.bsky.social

07.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 9153 πŸ” 2912 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 92

This is clearly a frequent problem, making even the simple matter of staying in a hotel room a dangerous situation for women. And, of course, it is unsettling to think so many men consider rape worth doing, no doubt due to the low conviction rates.

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The refund is a particular kick in the teeth, as it sounds insensitive. But, since I tried going to the BBC news app to find the specific story, expecting it to be the top story. What horrifies me is just how many β€œrape in hotel room” stories come up.

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This morning, while watching breakfast to, I saw a story about a woman who was raped in her hotel room after her rapist conned staff into giving him a room key. If this isn’t shocking enough, she was offered a Β£30 refund by staff at the Travel Lodge hotel.

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Other colours too - if you’ve seen his neck and his hand.

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou’re a U.S. senator!”

Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someoneπŸ‘‡πŸ½

This should go great

05.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 9374 πŸ” 3506 πŸ’¬ 1112 πŸ“Œ 526

Diesel at my local station is now over $4.40 a gallon. I was paying $3.75 two days ago. My truck is thirst. I guess I will be going nowhere fast this year.

05.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 2690 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 47

Since the Dow is under 50,000, can we talk about the Epstein files again?

05.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 2545 πŸ” 552 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 13

How can something be imminent for 47 years. I’m 49. My 50th birthday has been β€œimminent” for all this time. So has my death(date to be determined).

06.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Star Trek has always been about exploring the human condition while also having some fun, thought provoking, and weird sci-fi concepts.

Getting tired of media illiterate chuds and fake fans trying to convince you it was only about the cool spaceships.

05.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1394 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 23

Fetterman may as well join the GOP at this point.

06.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 5331 πŸ” 561 πŸ’¬ 526 πŸ“Œ 56
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From the Edmonton community on Reddit: Found these lost dogs in millwoods last night Explore this post and more from the Edmonton community

I still think about this "found: two dogs" reddit post often.

They made it home, but the looks on the dogs' faces are just amazing.

www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/c...

04.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

For those who’ve waited years for proof of ghosts - the US justice system is haunted by Jeffrey Epstein.

For the moment, sightings are contained to the DoJ.

06.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s important!
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05.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2213 πŸ” 872 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 19
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We bombed a girls elementary school.

06.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 7043 πŸ” 2386 πŸ’¬ 869 πŸ“Œ 217

Why does overwhelming urge to nap always hit five minutes after I get to the gym

06.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t go to the gym then. Have a spa day instead.

06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 14364 πŸ” 4817 πŸ’¬ 2038 πŸ“Œ 694
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🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 14187 πŸ” 4010 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 252
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Hegseth: "This idea that the war might be expanded, or there's chaos -- nothing could be further from the truth"

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 794 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 317 πŸ“Œ 99

From the angle of the eagle behind and to the right, I’d almost swear the bird is trying to escape association with his speech.

06.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Vance's "war on fraud" is a fraud It'd be laughable if people weren't getting hurt.

"The truth is Vance’s 'war on fraud' is a phantom, a PR effort that will likely uncover no misdeeds that weren’t already known to actual fraud investigators. Vance’s pretend fight against fraud is the real fraud, and it’s just what we might expect from the most corrupt administration in history."

05.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1822 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 28
Screenshot of an X post by Amir quoting a post from Aaron Rupar saying House Speaker Mike Johnson described Iranians as having a β€œmisguided religion.” The embedded image shows Johnson speaking at a podium with other officials standing behind him and U.S. flags in the background.

Screenshot of an X post by Amir quoting a post from Aaron Rupar saying House Speaker Mike Johnson described Iranians as having a β€œmisguided religion.” The embedded image shows Johnson speaking at a podium with other officials standing behind him and U.S. flags in the background.

And we have misguided leadership.

05.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2019 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 23

I heard it on the news, couldn’t quite believe it. I’m relieved to see I’m not the only one who thinks it’s nuts.

06.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Headmistress 'changed term dates' to go on luxury cruises, tribunal hears BallardΒ is said to have created a 'toxic culture of fear', leaving senior staff too scared to make any complaints about her conduct.

Headteacher changed school dates to accommodate holiday on cruise ship.

While all this is outrageous(and seems to have taken years to come up) can I mention that calling your school Lift Ryde makes it sound like another Uber service?

metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/h...

06.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, Christmas elected the Antichrist and they’re happy about it.

It’s like they watched The Omen movies and just keep telling people to β€œhold on, wait for the good bit.”

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Report: U.S. Commander Told Troops β€œTrump Has Been Anointed by Jesus” to Wage War on Iran The Military Religious Freedom Foundation says it has been inundated with over 200 calls from members of the U.S. military regarding religious comments made by U.S. commanders about the war in Iran. O...

New terrifying idea: US troops told that Iran war is intended to bring Armageddon and ultimately the return of Jesus Christ.

This is obviously alarming and nutty, but doesn’t that make Trump the Antichrist?

www.democracynow.org/2026/3/4/hea...

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0