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a night-vision screenshot of a barn owl in a manmade nesting box. she is sitting with her face against the wall/corner of the box. she appears like she would be incubating eggs, but the egg is visible beside her wing, not underneath her where it should be.

a night-vision screenshot of a barn owl in a manmade nesting box. she is sitting with her face against the wall/corner of the box. she appears like she would be incubating eggs, but the egg is visible beside her wing, not underneath her where it should be.

the female in this couple finally laid her first egg and

maybe this actually is stella

14.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not only does this look like fun, but the fact that proceeds go towards supporting LGBTQ+ people or male domestic abuse survivors is just !!! so lovely and I know Stolas would be proud

14.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.

13.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 2059 πŸ” 926 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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OwlPlosion2026 Event Information OwlPlosion2026 This is all the information regarding the OwlPlosion Charity Event, as well as the event timeline! This event will focus on more positive stories and artwork due to the nature of the ev...

OwlPlosion2026 is a Stolitz themed charity event looking for artists and writers who are willing to join!
You can find more information here:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#stolitz #helluvaboss #stolas #blitzo #OwlPlosion2026

Link to signups are in the comments! open 3/13-4/14!

14.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6
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stolitz is incredibly romantic

14.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A Patreon post image showing crops of the 4 stolitz bigfoot images in the original post with the word "Timelapse" laid on top of it. The link in the post leads to my Patreon, where if you follow it for free, you can watch the timelapse videos of how I drew each of the four images.

A Patreon post image showing crops of the 4 stolitz bigfoot images in the original post with the word "Timelapse" laid on top of it. The link in the post leads to my Patreon, where if you follow it for free, you can watch the timelapse videos of how I drew each of the four images.

Posted timelapses for free on my Patreon!

www.patreon.com/posts/bigfoo...

14.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A5 Prints

A5 Prints

Acrylic holographic pins (Stolas, Vassago & Andrealphus are already available)

Acrylic holographic pins (Stolas, Vassago & Andrealphus are already available)

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β™‘ March Shop Update coming up! β™‘

(1/3) First of, here's what I'll have in-hand on my Etsy!

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#helluvaboss #stolitz #octavia

13.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Same size as my other standees aka 15cm/5.9in tall, just very thin. Both the main piece and base have red acrylic borders.

Same size as my other standees aka 15cm/5.9in tall, just very thin. Both the main piece and base have red acrylic borders.

β™‘ March Shop Update coming up! β™‘

(2/3) Behold that silly little standee! It was originally just for me to test out colored acrylic but I'll put it on ACG/Etsy preorders if you feel like grabbing one!

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#helluvaboss #stolas

13.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’•πŸŽ1000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAYπŸŽπŸ’•

Wowee, I've reached or am reaching 1000+ bsky followers and in the spirit of living in LVLUP delulu land– LET'S DO ANOTHER GIVEAWAY! 😘

I will be giving ONE SharkRobot Gift card to one lucky follower.

Giveaway Ends: April 19, 2026

13.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 0
Three inserts and both transparent and colored acrylic! About 14cmx10cm, it's quite big!

Three inserts and both transparent and colored acrylic! About 14cmx10cm, it's quite big!

β™‘ March Shop Update coming up! β™‘

(3/3) aaand finally the most important of all, my first multiple inserts standee! i'm so very happy with it! it'll be both on my etsy and acg! πŸ’•

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#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitz

13.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
In the first panel Stolas narrates, 'Recently I've decided I should improve upon my culinary skills...' The image shows Stolas on the living room couch watching television. 

The TV screen shows two imp women. The first one looks like she's pleading as she asks, "How have you kept your marriage strong for so long, Mary Ann? Oh please! Won't you tell me your secret?"

Mary Ann looks contemplative as she replies, "Well, I could say it's taken heaps of compromise and communication, but... the truth is..."

Mary Ann presents a fresh baked pie with a huge smile and finishes her sentence with, "It was my FANTASTIC home cookin'!"

Stolas finishes his earlier thought with, '... For no particular reason.' as he touches his hand to his heart and gazes longingly at Blitz, who is on the couch next to him, asleep and drooling on the pillow.

On the television, Mary Ann continues, "Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!"

The other woman agrees with a, "Oh, of course! Ohoho!"

In the first panel Stolas narrates, 'Recently I've decided I should improve upon my culinary skills...' The image shows Stolas on the living room couch watching television. The TV screen shows two imp women. The first one looks like she's pleading as she asks, "How have you kept your marriage strong for so long, Mary Ann? Oh please! Won't you tell me your secret?" Mary Ann looks contemplative as she replies, "Well, I could say it's taken heaps of compromise and communication, but... the truth is..." Mary Ann presents a fresh baked pie with a huge smile and finishes her sentence with, "It was my FANTASTIC home cookin'!" Stolas finishes his earlier thought with, '... For no particular reason.' as he touches his hand to his heart and gazes longingly at Blitz, who is on the couch next to him, asleep and drooling on the pillow. On the television, Mary Ann continues, "Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!" The other woman agrees with a, "Oh, of course! Ohoho!"

pg 2 β€” if only Stolas knew he's ALREADY Blitz's heart... what a darn shame

13.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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Gay horses
#stolitz #helluvaboss #stolas #blitz

13.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Helluva Boss | SINSMAS (S2E12)
Frame: 6921/41880

13.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Blitz πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

The full moon still breaks my heart, everytime i watch them. πŸ’”πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

13.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

projecting all of this onto stolas btw

13.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bc i still have this stream on in the background

the little shimmy they do when they reseat themselves on their eggs so they're all thoroughly insulated... cuteness aggression

13.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
THE FULL MOON (S2E8)

THE FULL MOON (S2E8)

#HelluvaBoss THE FULL MOON (S2E8)
frame: 16321/33360

11.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Me on a regular day vs me when the doctor asks me if I’ve felt depressed in the last two weeks

12.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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send me sapphic stolitz prompts i have no ideas rn but im starving for them 🀲 pls and ty <3

13.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the first of the four images.

The pair stand in front of a tree (the tree from the circus, specifically), and are wearing outfits typical of them pre-Full Moon. Blitz is standing demurely, his pose rather bashful, as he looks away from Stolas. His tail is wound into a heart as he blushes and holds a flower (one like the ones at the end of Western Energy) out towards Stolas. Stolas's body is facing slightly away β€” but with a blush, a smile, and a leg kicked up in excitement β€” as he stares with big heart-pupiled eyes & heart-shaped top eyes at the flower Blitz is giving him.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the first of the four images. The pair stand in front of a tree (the tree from the circus, specifically), and are wearing outfits typical of them pre-Full Moon. Blitz is standing demurely, his pose rather bashful, as he looks away from Stolas. His tail is wound into a heart as he blushes and holds a flower (one like the ones at the end of Western Energy) out towards Stolas. Stolas's body is facing slightly away β€” but with a blush, a smile, and a leg kicked up in excitement β€” as he stares with big heart-pupiled eyes & heart-shaped top eyes at the flower Blitz is giving him.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the second of the four images.

The pair sit side by side on a beach and stare off into the horizon. The atmosphere is an aqua green, implying they are in Envy. The sand they sit on is dark, the water is a blue-green, and the "sunset" is a black hole peeking over the horizon.

Stolas wears red swim trunks, and Blitz wears blue & white striped swim trunks. The hands between them are bridging the space, but are not quite touching. Their tails curl towards each other, but also do not touch. They both have three small pink blush lines on the sides of their faces, implying light blushes even though we cannot see their cheeks.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the second of the four images. The pair sit side by side on a beach and stare off into the horizon. The atmosphere is an aqua green, implying they are in Envy. The sand they sit on is dark, the water is a blue-green, and the "sunset" is a black hole peeking over the horizon. Stolas wears red swim trunks, and Blitz wears blue & white striped swim trunks. The hands between them are bridging the space, but are not quite touching. Their tails curl towards each other, but also do not touch. They both have three small pink blush lines on the sides of their faces, implying light blushes even though we cannot see their cheeks.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the third of the four images.

Stolas and Blitz hold hands as they stroll down a sidewalk lined with green shrubbery. The atmosphere is a gradient of orange and peach. Stolas is wearing his red keyhole turtleneck and Khakis, and Blitz is wearing his spiked leather jacket rather than his usual coat. They each hold a steaming cafe takeout cup in their free hands, Stolas's has a teabag tag hanging out of it and "Bottom" is written on the cup, while Blitz's has no tag and has "Top" written on it. The pair is glancing sidelong at each other with a smile, and Stolas ready to take a sip of his drink with a lifted pinkie. A bee flies by behind them, its flight path a dotted line that loops into a heart in the space above where their hands are joined.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the third of the four images. Stolas and Blitz hold hands as they stroll down a sidewalk lined with green shrubbery. The atmosphere is a gradient of orange and peach. Stolas is wearing his red keyhole turtleneck and Khakis, and Blitz is wearing his spiked leather jacket rather than his usual coat. They each hold a steaming cafe takeout cup in their free hands, Stolas's has a teabag tag hanging out of it and "Bottom" is written on the cup, while Blitz's has no tag and has "Top" written on it. The pair is glancing sidelong at each other with a smile, and Stolas ready to take a sip of his drink with a lifted pinkie. A bee flies by behind them, its flight path a dotted line that loops into a heart in the space above where their hands are joined.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the fourth of the four images.

Stolas stands in front of a pile of snow, a few large snowflakes blowing around him. He is wearing his outfit from the Winter 2025 merch drop on Sharkrobot (a brown coat with cream coloured lapels and cuffs, a white knit sweater with red, green, and yellow stitched designs towards the bottom, pale blue cropped jeans with cream cuffs that match the jacket, a long red scarf, an acorn beret, and brown rectangular glasses). He smiles fondly down at Blitz, as the imp is currently forcing himself to fit inside of Stolas's (now very bulbous) sweater for warmth, with his fingers gripping the stretched collar and his tail wrapped around Stolas's. Blitz's expression is one of discomfort, communicating he is very cold, as Stolas's face is squished, and chest fluff pours out, between the imp's horns.

Stolas & Blitz in a similar style to the end credits of Helluva Short #9 Bigfoot. This is the fourth of the four images. Stolas stands in front of a pile of snow, a few large snowflakes blowing around him. He is wearing his outfit from the Winter 2025 merch drop on Sharkrobot (a brown coat with cream coloured lapels and cuffs, a white knit sweater with red, green, and yellow stitched designs towards the bottom, pale blue cropped jeans with cream cuffs that match the jacket, a long red scarf, an acorn beret, and brown rectangular glasses). He smiles fondly down at Blitz, as the imp is currently forcing himself to fit inside of Stolas's (now very bulbous) sweater for warmth, with his fingers gripping the stretched collar and his tail wrapped around Stolas's. Blitz's expression is one of discomfort, communicating he is very cold, as Stolas's face is squished, and chest fluff pours out, between the imp's horns.

The Bigfoot End Credits but #Stolitz // #helluvaboss

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Fashion Stolas! We have Happy secretary Stolas (inspired by frazy.bsky.social), Envy's Bride AU Stolas, Trying to be happy in Imp City Stolas and a different Envy Au where he's wed to his uncle VinΓ© at 16 instead of Stella. #Stolas #StolasGoetia #Helluvaboss

12.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

better question. has anyone seen stolas

12.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HEY!! i wanna clear my inventory of the rest of these pins designed by moi

they’re 15 usd each, but as of right now i cannot ship to the US πŸ’” please dm me if you’re interested and we can discuss shipping 🩷🩷

12.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If your entire argument against something boils down to, "It's just not for me" but you have to frame it as, "This thing is complete dogshit and never should have been made and you are stupid if you like it and..." then kindly fuck off. Please. Stop mindlessly hating stuff. For clout or otherwise.

11.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 6
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πŸ¦‰πŸ’€

12.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Helluva Boss | SINSMAS (S2E12)
Frame: 24676/41880

12.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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噛み぀きBlitz🦎

12.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Love overflows꒷꒦❀️
#HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas

12.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they are both 5’8”

12.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
non-foil speaker of god trading card in a slip cover

non-foil speaker of god trading card in a slip cover

non-foil speaker of god trading card, held up in front of the valentines 2026 stolas playmat

non-foil speaker of god trading card, held up in front of the valentines 2026 stolas playmat

I indulge in a few packs and I’m rewarded with best new girl. My bias

11.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0