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@daroru

A polar bear trapped in the body of a 14-year-old boy trapped in the body of a party animal trapped in the body of a middle-aged academic. Sometimes I make things. he/him

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You know what, though, the last two times I've been out jogging on the seafront there's been someone getting the melody of Careless Whisper completely wrong (first a guy whistling, then a guy with a sax). Surely the ultimate in #brightonproblems

15.01.2025 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When I went for a run the other night there were two cars parked next to each other with 'OMG' and 'ERK' in their number plates and I remembered this thing and thought 'Shocked Exclamations' and started laughing

15.01.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an off the top of my head list of people to read instead of neil gaiman, who sucks:

n k jemisin
bora chung
silvia moreno-garcia
ursula k le guin
octavia butler
xiran jay zhao
ted chiang
neon yang
the readymade bodhisattva (anthology of south korean sci fi)

add more if you want!

13.01.2025 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 790 ๐Ÿ” 212 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

(gesturing at my hopefully-near-future self who I expect will be shaped a bit like a player character in Animal Crossing) you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

13.01.2025 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never been one of those rewatch the first season to prepare for the second guys, but I am with Severance. And not only do you pick up a lot of clues, you can really luxuriate in the total Januaryness of it.

12.01.2025 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 821 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

12.01.2025 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 449 ๐Ÿ” 152 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

HELLO I have literally just arrived and haven't found anyone I know from real life yet. Harbouring probably unrealistic hopes that this place will be a bit like pre-enshittification Twitter. My toxic grumpy old man trait is curmudgeonly nostalgia for the old internet

11.01.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0