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Hello! Long haul truck driver, amateur drone pilot, truly bad banjo picker. Expect photography and long silences ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ He/Him and in a wonderful relationship with @starlightserpent ๐Ÿ’“ (My opinions are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer)

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Unbelievably hungover today.

01.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A circle K sandwich container proudly plug claiming that it contains "seafood salad club roll" with an enjoy by date of March 1st 2026 full 3 days from when this photo was taken

A circle K sandwich container proudly plug claiming that it contains "seafood salad club roll" with an enjoy by date of March 1st 2026 full 3 days from when this photo was taken

Selling this at a truck stop truckstop is just asking for trouble.

27.02.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A pickup truck with a crushed in front end

A pickup truck with a crushed in front end

A white pickup truck sitting on the back of a flatbed tow truck

A white pickup truck sitting on the back of a flatbed tow truck

Had an incredibly unlucky day yesterday. Hit a deer with my pickup, which put it out of service a good 2 hours away from home, and while waiting for the tow truck I slipped on ice and absolutely fucked my knee up. Currently walking with a cane, hoping it will heal soon.
Feel bad for the deer.

24.02.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

24.02.2026 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you

24.02.2026 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pickup truck with a crushed in front end

A pickup truck with a crushed in front end

A white pickup truck sitting on the back of a flatbed tow truck

A white pickup truck sitting on the back of a flatbed tow truck

Had an incredibly unlucky day yesterday. Hit a deer with my pickup, which put it out of service a good 2 hours away from home, and while waiting for the tow truck I slipped on ice and absolutely fucked my knee up. Currently walking with a cane, hoping it will heal soon.
Feel bad for the deer.

24.02.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really am lucky.
Yesterday my father spent 8 hours in a crawlspace teaching me the basics of plumbing, and we installed a new to me washer/dryer. Material and tool cost was about 500$, but it still came out to be way cheaper than getting a plumber to do it. I'm so lucky to have the dad I do

16.02.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A strikingly handsome person sits on a throne, hitting the Skyrim pose, wearing an ornate costume comprising of a suit with a lot of gold designs on it and a red face mask

A strikingly handsome person sits on a throne, hitting the Skyrim pose, wearing an ornate costume comprising of a suit with a lot of gold designs on it and a red face mask

Y'all my boyfriend went to Carnival in Venice, and they sent me *this* photo.

How am I supposed to behave myself?!

11.02.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was decent, they really love to slather the garlic butter on the crust here in the United States lol.
Worked as a leftover cold breakfast too haha.

11.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucken Finally.

11.02.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, keeps happening lol.

11.02.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, yeah. Honestly this is the first time I've had to sit this long since I was a door swinger lol.

11.02.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol yup. They gave me an ET of 12:30 when they could take me, but this is the fourth one, so I'm not holding my breath.
I get the feeling I'm probably not making it to Connecticut for tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. lol.

11.02.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Essentially this particular blend that they're doing requires almost full silo of two different types of ingredients, the other one being coconut oil, and the last coconut oil delivery was a day and a half late, and so now they are very far behind.

11.02.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A medium pizza with a lot of toppings on it

A medium pizza with a lot of toppings on it

The view from inside the cab of a tractor trailer, showing snow accumulating on the windshield and the road outside

The view from inside the cab of a tractor trailer, showing snow accumulating on the windshield and the road outside

Been stuck at this Ben & Jerry's factory for the last 25 hours and they're saying that it still might be another 5 hours before they can unload me. The weather is getting worse & I am low on food. So I decided to break one of my personal policies in order to pizza directly to my truck #LongHaulLife

11.02.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Go easy on the groceries.

08.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh that's frustrating as hell.

06.02.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoyed it! It was kind of like a sweet beer. I had never even heard of it before last night.

05.02.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white hand holds a brown glass bottle with a yellow and blue label proclaiming "Malta Goya" just before a door frame.

A white hand holds a brown glass bottle with a yellow and blue label proclaiming "Malta Goya" just before a door frame.

*loud ass pump running*
Receiver: You drink Malta?
Me: Mai-Tai? Haha Yeah, I'd have a Mai-Tai!
Receiver: you know what that is?
Me: it's like, rum and orange and-
Receiver (laughing): it's soda!

05.02.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Driving is one of those hyper normalized activities for some people that they just seem to shut their brains off for, I'm glad you pay attention ๐Ÿฅฐ

02.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy crap. I count ten AFTER I see the full front end before pulling back in, I know you guys have momentum on your side there.

02.02.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God that is so annoying. I always wait until I see the full front end in my rear view mirror before I merge infront of a truck.

02.02.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"He should have seen me!" XD

02.02.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This dude was very close to having my full front end in their back seat lol.

02.02.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just don't get the mindset of these people. It's not like he was even trying to make it to an exit, he stayed on that road for like another 30 Miles.

02.02.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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C'mon guys. Be smarter than this.
#LongHaulLife #DashCam #NearMiss

02.02.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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C'mon guys. Be smarter than this.
#LongHaulLife #DashCam #NearMiss

02.02.2026 06:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am, thank you. The mechanic was able to get the door open after about 20 or so minutes of working on it. It's just really set my schedule behind, so I'm probably not getting a full night's sleep tonight haha.
Oh well, worse things happen out there. Thank you for asking :)

30.01.2026 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two and a half hours later, my night in a shining GMC shows up

30.01.2026 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah this is probably my fourth time getting locked out. I normally have a key hidden on the tractor, but I recently moved into this thing and I haven't done that yet.

30.01.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0