It's interesting how phones aren't listening to your every word but everyone thinks they are, and yet everyone seems to have just accepted that it's okay. No wonder tech companies are so brazen
Someone should make a service which automatically sends your personal dillemas out to every listener generated content podcast and aggregates the responses
Nobody:
Me: I have forgotten how to properly structure text and can only express my thoughts via meme templates
Why do companies have to name their apps either something far too generic or far too irrelevant. I want "Sony Camera App" not "Imaging Edge"??
Something really creeps me out about couples who run a YouTube channel together. Like whats going on there
Why do websites need me to enter my password like cmon bro it's me
Evolution of tech prefixes:
e-
i-
Smart
AI
YouTubers need to stop telling me to hit the bell. There is no YouTube channel that I need to immediately know when there's a new video.
British Fergie is like:
"Whatcha gonna do with all that rubbish, all that rubbish inside your boot"
Social media dead I'm checking Authy
How do they find so many adults with child voices for the haribo adverts?
The giant rolling monument to financial regret that is a 2020 reg campervan
Self driving car but train it only using episodes of Police Interceptors
If the paranormal existed you just know that AWS would offer it as a service. Seance as a Service.
abandoned buildings should play copyrighted music instead of a siren so that urbex youtubers cant upload their video
cuck chair vs boyfriend chair ultimate showdown
Why did they never give Wallisan Gromit's dog a name
And cyberchef.org
My secrets are between me and jsoneditoronline.org
Before 1935:
"I had no idea about that, it must've flown under my radar"
"your what?"
How much did McVities pay scientists to make them name it the Digestive Tract
shout out to the Kensington lock. Never heard a bad word and everything seems to have it despite never actually seeing it being used
I know you're reading my article right now, but I've got this great video to play for you. Oh you're scrolling past it? No worries let me pin it to the top of the page for you. I made sure to make the close button tiny, and made clicking the video take you to a different page.
The phrase "yeah that's the problem isn't it" is a great way to agree with someone when you didn't listen to what they said
what about a new social media site for porn stars to find people to collaborate with called kinkedin
i thought this standing desk would make me more productive now im just procrastinating standing up
y'all won't be laughing when you point a camera at me and see that i'm actually flickering at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
Why do crumpets come in packs of 9? Why do they want me to have one left over every time?
Why is it the "postman" in the UK but the "Royal Mail", and the "mailman" in the US but the "United States Postal Service"
why are femboys called femboys but tomboys are called tomboys and not mascgirls
