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If peein pants is cool then I’m Miles Davis

This so fucked up and devious: ICE sends letters to legal immigrants saying to come to optional check in appointments, reaffirms that it’s optional to do so, then claims the “missed appointments” indicate that the immigrants are flight risks

I am not saying “Markwayne” I refuse

…I don’t want to talk about it

www.maptap.gg March 4
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Gearing up for an 18 USC 241 prosecution with roughly 10000 defendants

This is an adage in legal argument, too. Don’t say “one last point, your honor” unless you’re willing to sit down after your next point!

I know folks were asking and I aim to please

Just so there’s a record of it, here’s my NRL ladder prediction:
Sharks
Roosters
Panthers
Raiders
Broncos
Bulldogs
Storm
Dolphins
Rabbitohs
Warriors
Eels
Tigers
Cowboys
Titans
Knights
Dragons
Sea Eagles

Chulahoma by the Black Keys

Monster by REM

Guess I like orange

I’m sad now

Jeremy Irons as Sam Tuld in “Margin Call” announcing that it’s time to Irish goodbye the MBS market and precipitate a global financial crisis

House to myself, time for the classics

They’ve got the Minnesota flag up now 🫡

Go dawgs

Remember when he was mad at Yale and flirting with UGA to host his papers? I do!

ADS FOR THE GREY: Come watch Liam Neeson wolfpunch his way through a frozen wasteland!!! [guitar solo]

ACTUAL FILM: death is inescapable and striving is pointless but ya might as well because what the fuck else can you do? Eat at Arby’s

The disconnect between the marketing pitch for The Grey and the actual movie was so jarring that as the credits rolled my wife let out a “what the FUCK” and the rest of the theater just laughed. Because what the fuck

Adding two more from Letterkenny, just for the joy of it: “tell your mom to top up our joint bank account so I can get some fuckin KFC” and the unspeakably filthy one that ends up talking about the pH balance in Shoresy’s fish tank

PG movie on the Roku

Recipes are a nightmare too, so that’s something that should jump out to you. The summary will have you believing there’s cinnamon and curry powder in marinara because of one popular Reddit thread where a guy claims to have revolutionized marinara forever

The money saved alone, great Caesar’s ghost

Spin class

They do. My wife and I went there and bought it on our tenth anniversary.

It’s the paragon of Athens bars

Used to live up the way on Murray Hill in Kirkwood. Wish I could come through

I mean if family means anything, that’s what it is. Our wives are best friends. We’re uncles to each other’s kids. We’ve all tried to beat the shit out of at least one other guy in the group at some point. I literally don’t know who I would be without this. I am so lucky and I have no idea why.

I’m in a group of 7 friends that cohered from about age 3 to 16 or so. Those guys are a fundamental aspect of every part of my life and, really, my identity. We all know how weird it is that this happened. We talk every single day and we feel like we won some kind of cosmic lottery.

If you put a blanket over the average CBP agent’s head he will assume it is nighttime and fall asleep

“Now everything is Clippy.” …..damn it man

He’s so *obviously* the best player of all time, and it continues to be hilarious that it’s so rarely acknowledged. By anyone!