not tragic actually. this is the new frontier
06.03.2026 11:47
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not tragic actually. this is the new frontier
think I just got hit on the uber pool. feeling like carrie Bradshaw I’ve discovered a new place to meet men
Christ! They talk in the cinema ALL THE TIME
I’ve had an extremely long day, coming down with a bad illness, plane delayed, and the boomer next to me on my flight is liking every second Facebook post he sees with the sound on. pop pop pop. I’ll literally kill you
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
This is a beautiful portrait from the inimitable @ricksteves.bsky.social of the people who are suffering in Iran, both under its theocracy and from our nation's warmongering.
I’m here and everyone knows you
Couldn’t find the proper one lol
me looking at the shitty little brownie in the virgin domestic lounge
Fun time!!!!! I cannot WAIT to get into my own bed and watch the Pitt!!!
A reasonable response
I’d sooner die
Exactly
lol oh okay babe
Sydney pubs where a glass of wine costs nineteen dollars:
totally
A man with a very thick Yorkshire accent at the pub just said ‘he called me a fat sweaty cunt… I want that man to be no more’
🙏 ur so welcome and sorry about being American
I asked them to circle the airport for an extra hour to do a ‘Theo offset’
they invented the ‘luteal phase’ on TikTok a year ago to dull our sparkle ladies. don’t believe their lies!!!!!
Yes
it sure is (stinky)
to Become Wet
You’re not wrong
Sydneycels won’t admit their city is more humid and disgusting than Brisbane. sad
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
you get it 🙏😩
Who the FUCK are these people
logged onto overwatch for the first time in 3 years and it’s just like riding a bike
not good