#TeslaTakedown LA

"He is a horrible human being." .. (ex colleague Olivia Troye) .. (cartoon Rob Rogers)

lmao wtf

Keeping Elon should cost Tesla everything

Tesla delivery slide may stretch to third year, some fear, as cash burn looms SAN FRANCISCO, March 11 (Reuters) - Tesla investors and analysts are cutting estimates for its electric vehicle deliveries and some are now expecting a third straight year of decline, pressuring profi...

analysts now expect a third year of falling sales for Tesla, along with a eye-watering negative free cash flow of more than $5 billion

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Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

Wow did notsee this coming

I really can’t recommend @niedermeyer.online book «Ludicrous: The Unvarniahed Story of Tesla Motors» enough!

A book so good I bought it twice.

It’s a masterpiece, and probably the only book on #Tesla securities fraudster & #pretengineer Elon #Musk worth reading!

#ReadLudicrousWithYourCat

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SpaceX is launching a continuous suborbital hyperloop of rockets carrying billions of gallons of crude oil directly from the Persian Gulf to cities around the world, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely. More info to come by end of next century at latest.

Elon, famous understander of women, weighs in on the laws of attraction and the dangers of family planning(?)

a.) Haiku, Sonnet, Opus

b.) Grok, Digital Optimus, Macrohard

Can you identify which set of offerings comes from a competent AI research company and which comes from the mind a 13 year-old YA sci-fi larper conman stuck in the 1990s?

"Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software. You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind). This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal. In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft. No other company can yet do this."

as Tesla unravels Elon Musk will be forced to be increasingly incoherent with his vaporware hype slop until he's just left screaming incoherent strings of non sequiturs about GLORMS and interdimensional portals

Who in their right mind would be stupid enough to hand Elon Musk their money or banking information?

just ironing out those last little details

Threads user Laushi Liu posted dashcam footage from his Tesla Model 3 showing vehicle on “Full Self-Driving” mode.

In video, the car approaches a railroad crossing where barriers have just come down — and drives straight through them.

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Ht @fredlambert.bsky.social

Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job The Social Security inspector general’s office is investigating allegations that the former DOGE engineer took sensitive data on a thumb drive in a major potential security breach, said people familia...

Are you ready to hold Elon and his DOGEbags criminally accountable yet? #TeslaTakedown
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More doge data heist allegations, from a brave whistleblower.

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Strongest indicator that Musk’s cars are sentient - they keep trying to off themselves

oof

Nasdaq is changing its rules to "entice" the SpaceX IPO to its exchange, which will fast-track the stock's inclusion in index funds... this effectively dumps Elon Musk's unprofitable garbage on vulnerable passive investors, and ensures new retirement accounts have to buy in.

Sources: SpaceX to launch Operation Bagholder in coming months

lmfaooo

haha ding ding ding bsky.app/profile/tesl...

Optimus ain’t gonna save Tesla. Maybe pivot to time machines

Please Mr. Musk, keep spending 0% of your time coming up with a coherent product roadmap for Tesla

fn hell

Musk publicly wonders what breeds of human should be acceptable to society

lord we’ve seen what you’ve done with other meme stonks…

Our Burbank #TeslaTakedown is still going strong! There's a kajillion protests happening every weekend now, but we've built community, and WE ARE WINNING!

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How long before Musk offers to unblock the Strait of Hormuz via Boring tunnel