_Jobsworth 2026: The Goldbrickening_
13.03.2026 18:16
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_Jobsworth 2026: The Goldbrickening_
So if the Dow reaching 50,000, according to the Trump administration, can justify any amount of murder of American citizens by agents of the federal government, does it stand to reason that if it goes below 40,000 we have their permission to push them all out of windows?
SOCIETY: We have a fentanyl problem.
ALSO SOCIETY: Let's legalize it and put it on the internet somehow.
Everyone remember to thank your neighborhood media pirate.
Everyone remember to thank your neighborhood media pirate.
Fuck Ben Affleck, fuck Netflix, and fuck AI.
_manbunnius occipitalis_
Is it good when you're too tired to keep saying you're so tired
rent seeking behavior has extended to being able to fucking think
charge them with crimes against humanity
Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views
Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.
Demography recapitulates geography.
Grandpa used ropes for the front apron of his rug loom, but this system is less than ideal for my style of artistic poppana weaving. A canvas apron would work better.
Out of respect, I'm always hesitant to make major structural changes to Grandpa's loom. 1/2
I’ve developed a reputation at work that AI should never be mentioned around me and it is one I’m proud to maintain.
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Along with waging a campaign against human creativity, I believe tech bros are also waging a campaign against education and learning. Not only have they created an AI that is harmful to critical thinking, they've also trained AI bots to attack higher education.
It's so sinister!
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I mean, I agree with the sentiment, but the Muppets we know wouldn't exist without La Choy paying Henson all that felt money in the 1960s.
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Fuck everything, let's eat all the bathroom plants. I want my hot dog with witch hazel.
"Best Pictyoooor."
"The notion that a veteran emergency room physician, even if suicidal, would ever ride a motorcycle anywhere is absurd!
The regime is taking over media.
An irregularly-shaped, bracket-type fungus growing from ground covered with wood chips. The outer edge is white, the center is reddish and bumpy, and there is striated orange in between.
Any idea what species this is? I've been calling it "bacon and beans".
"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."
Just saying it right out loud now.
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Her profile photo looks like that meme of the creepy smiling little girl standing in front of a house fire.
I can't imagine being thrilled by a contrarian.
I'm old and historically unathletic enough to believe it's inappropriate for probably 75% of Americans to have any opinion on soccer whatsoever.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
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