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write about baseball and fantasy baseball @ Rotoballer and @ https://michaelcecchini.substack.com | disability | music | baseball | music Plotz = favorite verb

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The cowboys were after Crosby and offered two firsts

Why did they not just pay Parsons again?

07.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#genreroulette
#musicchallenge
#soul

Or flip it with yesterday’s πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

youtu.be/ozmJjSed03E

07.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ben Rice C1 and Jac v Kurtz Comparison Popping the Proverbial Hood With Air Balls EV and Damage Rate

The Ben Rice helium has deflated. It shouldn’t.

Cags hits the ball as hard as Kurtz in the airβ€”but not often enoughβ€”with better contact skills. Is he a Kurtz/Yandy mashup?

With assists from @notthebobbyorr.bsky.social’s awesome new app:

open.substack.com/pub/michaelc...

06.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#genreroulette
#musicchallenge
#funk

youtu.be/a_rEqzvghec

06.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Pete Alonso ripped 89 barrels last year

38 homers

Usual HR/BRL would be ~49 of 89

Camden changes made it a 108 for RH HR

Citi was a 98 (but 109 rolling 3 yr)

His brl% could drop but HR rise

06.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good stuff, Frank. I’ve noticed Dicky Fitts has the velo up. Interesting given that rotation.

05.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox Newwws launched Oct. 7, 1996

05.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Answer implied in the second tweet.
Fox launched Oct. β€˜96

05.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Latest from the up is down ticker

THAT’s the scary idea

05.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoyed your appearance on EW pod.

05.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found use cases for the adrift @nytimes.com

1 Satire. β€œTHIRD way,” almost 20 years old, gets ingenuous treatment for β€œnew” Combative Centrist consultant lmfao

2 Warning. No one has better sources w/ these cynical grifters and their deep procedural plan to fulfill the DNC’s confused objectives

04.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#genreroulette
#musicchallenge
#americana

youtu.be/3fA0IMhP0OI

03.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Definitely can be done in a couple weeks with no further entanglements

03.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What if it takes years to see it through to complβ€”

Preemptive mission accomplished!

03.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If it’s possible to regret / have fomo for post 400 picks

Mick Abel is it

55% FF whiffs today brought the pitch’s whiff% *down*

Braves backups but he had 70% FF whiffs vs Tigers regulars last start

Most importantly: 60%+ zone rate on both fastballs

He’s ⬆️ to 350ish in recent OCs

02.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Experts unanimously agreed Cam Johnson for MPJ was a yooge win for the Nuggs

I’m sorry but he doesn’t play with force, isn’t a tertiary ball handler, low reb%, and not even shooting well

Never understood the obsession here

(m/w bad team but Porter is lighting it up as primary scorer in BK)

01.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ST notes:

KC v Col: Cags 2B (115 EV), 3 bb

Condon HR (116 EV)

Cle: Bibee more cutters, same rough results (3 h, 3 r, 0 k)

Hou: Burrows ⬆️ sinkers, ⬇️ FF, 3 ip, 1 h, 1 bb, 0 R, 4 K

Tor: Cease velo good, 8/15 whiffs

Pit: Brax results good (0 R, 1.80 era, 2 K), whiffs ⬇️

Bubba C 3 bb in 1.1 IP, 2 R

28.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Answer is language is not the same
(Also would you believe them even if they said it was?)

x.com/joshkale/sta...

28.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More enshittification:

β€œLilly” blasted from the front of the Inside the NBA desk

Pharma, insurance cos., aiβ€” if it’s popular the destabilizing forces of capital will find it and make us feel a little fucking gross for participating

28.02.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suspect Silver got tired of hearing his league didn’t play defense but no idea what qualifies as a perimeter foul anymore

It’s now standard for nba defenders to put hands ON the chest or through arms of ball handlers

These were reaches for 85 years

28.02.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#genreroulette
#musicchallenge
#soul

youtu.be/DRd-bjFfjNc

28.02.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I agree there’s a fun element - I just don’t need it. And I suspect fans will treat players like umps, ie expect em to get it right, blast them when wrong, esp as stakes rise. That’ll be less fun.
Re framing: we (and even we is a small fraction of fans) didn’t care about it til…the last 10 yrs?

28.02.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@oysteranalytics.bsky.social mentioned unintended consequences.
One reason I dislike challenge system: hitting is hard. Now players must think about where a pitch X’s plate AND lands.
Slows & creates risks to primary game play for a sub-game that won’t even = max accuracy.
@benlindbergh.bsky.social

27.02.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It isn’t working (54.0 era) but Jose Soriano is throwing way more four seamers

32% and 42% vs 9% last year

Theoretically a 98+ mph FF could push up the overall whiff% and K%

But he doesn’t get great spin/ride on it and it’s running less

Looks like a barrel laser so far

27.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fantasy Owners Dig The Short Ball Evaluating Starters By Damage Allowed In The Air

Wrote up 20+ pitchers by looking at the quality of contact they allow on fly balls.

You’d probably guess Chris Sale suppresses damage, but Ryan Feltner?

Who got unlucky on FB damage?

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26.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a blast helping Paul preview shortstops for fantasy this season.

Apple - apple.co/4g2xWGt
Spotify - spoti.fi/4bhOnxA

25.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#genreroulette
#musicchallenge
#rock

I was late to catch up to it, but the most recent J White album is a full return to formβ€”

youtu.be/MvIuBZhp-0c

25.02.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Really like Leiter. Is it odd to have such different extension #’s depending on pitch?

24.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We all love Sal Stewart but why is he going for $8

Aranda is $6 (and $4.85 last 7 OLAC)

Both have FT PA questions

Aggregated projections:

Stewart $4
Aranda $5

Aranda 11% SwStr, EV / HH% similar to Rice, Seager, Yandy

12th in xwOBA (min. 400 PA)

24.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0