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Cishet Billionaire

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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup. Born at 343ppm CO2. Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun

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"But my meetings."

No, it's Friday.

08.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! Go birds.

08.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't expect to see someone reply with the trailer for event horizon. 😨

08.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Kuwait burn for the second time in my life feels bad Jared.

08.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When we are not at home or work, we are at the physical therapy office.

08.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

The last time I was there they changed the shape of the security line while we were in it and somehow put the people who were now at the front after waiting an hour back at the back of it. Never again. Would actively rent a car and brave I-4.

07.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey so it's Saturday. Which front did they open today?

07.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can explain it right now tbh, they don't consider the rest of us human much less American. It's not national suicide, it is a family annihilation perpetuated by people who lied and grifted and stole they way into power and are using it to consolidate resources ahead of the climate catastrophe

07.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 9
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Grammarly is using our identities without permission Grammarly’s AI stole my boss’s identity.

Lawsuits when.

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 372 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

5000 years from now sandwiches will be unrecognizable

07.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cropped the id out both for format reasons and also because nobody needs to bother them 8 years later. If you really want work done at that shop DM me.

07.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Someone got starman and a red tesla roadster floating in space above what looks like Neptune tattooed on his side.

Someone got starman and a red tesla roadster floating in space above what looks like Neptune tattooed on his side.

Now that getting questionable chest tattoos covered up is all the rage I guess its time to redo my ribs.

Jk that's not mine. It's from reddit.

07.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to see something. Posts are being funny.

07.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a pet cat is life saving

07.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Free Palestine. Free Sudan. Free Congo. End these brutal illegal forever imperialist wars. Trans rights are human rights. End all settler colonialism.

07.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 461 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3

Remember: immigration violations are civil, not criminal offenses

07.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man says nice try in front of a rock Alt: Malcolm McDowell raises a remote control and says nice try. He's wearing a jacket in the rocky desert so it must be cold.
07.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The most important things here:

The person paid for an account with a credit card. You can pay for proton with crypto and cash if you truly need to be anonymous

Proton was not able to give up emails or contacts because those are encrypted

07.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

by Hawthorne Heights

07.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch us have supply shortages on USB optical drives from the rage.

07.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bird flu detected at commercial turkey farm in Jay Co. A commercial turkey farm in Jay County is under quarantine after bird flu was recently detected in its flock, the Indiana State Board of Animal Health (BOAH) reports.

Indiana: Bird flu detected at commercial turkey farm in Jay Co. www.21alivenews.com/2026/03/07/b...

07.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Bringing my Rice Krispies snap crackle pop joke about OceanGate out of retirement to throw a few more Tebow-looking first down passes like it’s Phillip Rivers.

07.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watched The Caller for the first time the other night and no. 100% sassy.

07.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So oceangate ghosts?

07.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I’m surprised that cbs state media is contradicting the other parts of the government at all.

07.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished rolling them.

07.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha joke's on you DST I never changed my clock on the digital devices that needed manually changed 6 months ago.

07.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is a fun revelation for a Saturday morning. Do you know what the rest of the reason was?

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Acab includes good charlotte lecturing us on the thin line between hygiene and masturbation.

Good morning.

07.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah? You wouldn't know your DC5521 from an ED25519.

07.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0