the very reverend vera

John Lennon doing that stupid walk

Walking away from Omelas like

"mister president, SIR, you aren't allowed to declare wars we would have approved anyway without asking us first"

- congress, who won't do anything about it because their insider-traded stocks will continue to go up

nope

i love being dumb as hell because i’ll see like a palm tree and go “wow”

James Bond movies are pretty bad, but it's good that they all have titles like "Don't You Know A Bullet Cannot Feel Love, Mr. Bond" or "Tomorrow's Forever Is Never Often Enough" or "Clitnasty"

stranger: what do you do for work?
me, shamefully: computer

hell yeah

ah i see it now. and no the horse is just an enormous face, i painted eyelashes so you can tell the eyes

a badly drawn horse face

i hope this helps you because i feel like doing it makes me not see the horse anymore lol

it's a horse's face lookin right at you. the dark spot at the top left is a big eye, then there's a nostril down toward the bottom

please tell me about your bear

no i see a horse

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

damn nature is beautiful

you can leave it all to the orb

🥳

cait's post, but the quoted person is blocked

this looks correct to me

i got better

“I just don’t like mayonnaise” you are wasting your life

gunge vlark was in my dream the other night

told u

seeing that pic actually made me 20 years younger irl

Me: I have a strong emotional response to the bad things

My 22 year old online therapist: what about the good things though

Me: not familiar

I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.

that tank top made me laugh out loud, get real lads

PERSON I'M ABOUT TO HATE IMMEDIATELY: You, I like you!

Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.

you had it right the first time