mislip

Alright Charlemagne

Working on some new campaign concepts.

See it. Say it. Cans.

Lunch: slice of salami + leftover pasta (small bowl) + two sausage rolls (cocktail) + coffee and walnut cake (small slice) + coffee. Sensational.

That makes sense Matt.

Hang on, is drinking woke or is being hungover woke?

Exactly. Where are Big Pharma when you need them?

How come in 2026 the only hangover cure is drinking?

Debaser and Monkey Gone to Heaven have almost the same number of streams on Spotify. Coincidence? You decide.

This chat has had me listening to Hellhole Ratrace this afternoon. What a tune.

I haven’t, will check it out.

I just did some excellent weather based small talk with the neighbour. Cc @1607westegg.bsky.social

Have been listening to so much Spacemen 3 recently. Really making me feel things.

Shiver and say the words of every lie you've heard.

Carpe Diem James

Might get a hot apple pie for lunch.

Listening to some Chapterhouse on the 7.43 like a suburban Gen X legend.

No please, tell me about your token count.

Having a REALLY good cup of tea rn.

Get into it!

Cause everybody knows

It’s funny when people say that an album hasn’t dated as if that’s some sort of signifier of it being great but you listen to The Velvet Underground & Nico and it is dated as FUCK but you listen to it in 2026 and it’s totally amazing. No need to retweet.

Arepas for lunch, cheeseburgers for dinner. I am a true international gourmet.

The dog got a pat from the bin men this morning. Top top start to Thursday.

TAX CODE: 999999CHILL

Can't wait to inform HRMC of my new life plan

BECOME UNEMPLOYABLE TO PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE JAMES

Sunday Evening Regret: TMIS2

Drinking Brandy on a Sunday Afternoon: The Michael Islip Story

This transcript of a call I was just on really shows how eloquent I am.