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Not great, not terrible.
“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
Does what it says on the tin.
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged. Guardian, Architects' Journal, whatever, Grandpa, STATE PENSIONER.
Prof of EBM @UniOxford, author, Bad Science person, more... I run http://bennett.ox.ac.uk making tools+papers from data http://OpenSAFELY.org http://OpenPrescribing.net
Trade wonk, Brexit bore, globalisation defender, music lover, cricketer, gardener, supporter of mediocre football teams, who knows where the time goes?
Host of Art Against Mental Illness podcast. #AuDHD artist and tech nerd living in #Scotland. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD #Neurodivergent. #DataScientist and #Python nerd by day.
Hopeful technologist.
Community tech, careful innovation, socially progressive tech policy.
https://www.careful.industries
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DMs don't work but hello@careful.industries will find me
I'm going on tour in 2026.
Listen to my show 'No Room' on BBC Radio 4 if you like.
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Just asking questions.
Senior Editor, Lawfaremedia.org.
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Professor & Chair of Global Public Health, Edinburgh Uni. Certified Level 3 Personal Trainer. Views own.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 17 year old tabby. Living with my sixth Prime Minister. Unofficial.
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Award winning indie publisher of new and classic writing on place, nature and culture + The Clearing our online journal.
Based in West Dorset
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Instagram / @littletollerbooks
Accessibility & Inclusive Design specialist @Digitas_UK ex @kinandcarta, member of @BIMA inclusive design council, BIMA 100 2021 & W3c COGA member.
Living with dyslexia & dyscalculia, all spelling mistakes my own
books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: https://linktr.ee/DerBren
Well done
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Fan-run account for Derby County FC. Formerly known as @DerbyCounty on Twitter to 13K DCFC fans.
Also available on https://derbycounty.substack.com
“DJ, producer and professor of musical information” (Not my words, but the words of my learned friend Tom Robinson. The 6music/2468 Motorway Tom Robinson, I mean, not the Nazi one). Contact: wrongtom@gmail.com
Writer about law, lore, and policy at The Empty City blog and elsewhere.
Birmingham/London.
www.theemptycity.com
Planning to be much nicer on here
A bot posting links from the Web Curios newsletter (www.webcurios.co.uk), because, weirdly, not everyone wants to read 10,000 words at a time. Unlikely to reply to you.
I'm the Guardian's deputy political editor in Westminster
Story? Email - jessica.elgot@theguardian.com
Signal - jessicaelgot.51
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I, too, used to be on the other place
Imagine a beer drinking superhero riding on the back of a rocket powered dinosaur. I'm starting at the beginning of that.
Freelance copywriter and proofreader. Originally finding my feet in the 'heel' of Italy, now living in Somerset.
Doting father, lucky husband, angry cook. Drinks, food, human rights. Former senior marketer, now SEN TA - Autism Spectrum Condition specialist. Bins Tuesday.
Make change, in your org and in your career.
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Derby County, Derbyshire Cricket, Music History and Travel until I think of something better.
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Unofficial Derby County Fans Forum
Official Bluesky page of Derby County Football Club. 🐏
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Social Democrat, Derby County fan, European, Save our NHS, woke and proud. @MimiJ9 on Twitter NO DM’s. I am not American.
Panellist, Writer & Presenter covering Derby County. Sometimes heard on BBC Derby Sport. Host and creator of RamsTalk Podcast 🐏 #DCFC
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Sports Editor - BBC Radio Derby
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jack of like five to six trades / journalist, author, radio person, art dealer, etc / marie.s.leconte@gmail.com
SE London, pubs & playlists, probably.
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
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Singer, songwriter, writer
I’m as disappointed as you are.
Actor. Writer. Pirate.
Wine club. If you know you know.
Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth•
Also writes thrillers. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Kill All The Lawyers coming Sept 2027…
Aka Ruth Blackett. Aka, far too many internet pseudonyms. Aka onions.
I want to see your unusual postboxes.
Broadcaster @lbc.co.uk
Author: https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-they-broke-britain/james-obrien/9780753560365
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Charlatan, solo artist, producer, DJ, coffee drinker, author & award winning radio presenter. Oh, and a podcaster too
Writer of nonsenses for “the wireless”, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
Historian, writer, broadcaster. She/her. Latest book, FALLEN IDOLS, shortlisted for the Wolfson History Prize 2022. HISTORY’S SECRET HEROES and THE LUCAN OBSESSION on BBC Radio 4. One of the Silk Road Slippers https://www.silkroadslippers.com
Now entering my 20th year of churning out the big-hitting #content
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Writer and arts journalist. MOJO, Guardian, and The Sunday Times. Sight & Sound's TV columnist.
Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
..Watson, przynieś swój rewolwer!
I got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
Half Man, Half Bookshop.
Moved to Hastings in 2018 to start a wild new adventure with my family.
Not the inventor of the word "brainbow"
https://www.biggreenbookshop.com/
Journalist on culture and news, author of The Sound Of Being Human: How Music Shapes Our Lives, radio programme maker, public arts project leader. Ten Sunday Spells for you every week on juderogers.substack.com
A cook who writes.
Observer columnist. Author. Gardener.
Books: The Kitchen Diaries,
The Christmas Chronicles, A Cook’s Book,
A Thousand Feasts.
Instagram.com/nigelslater
Participant in @AthleticoMince.bsky.social @TFTimeMachine.bsky.social and @unseriousdarts.bsky.social. My life is well within its usual frame.
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Married with 2 children & a dog. Love music & Arsenal FC. Just the everyday ramblings of your average dysfunctional misfit. Go gingham, quaff gin, biscuitarian
What Goes Around, a podcast more concerned with music lovers than music makers.
Deb & Eamon
These are not the skeets you are looking for
Londoner
Disappointed but not surprised
Historically inaccurate
He/him
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Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
Writer. The Christie Quintet that got on some people’s tits. Dublin Murders. A Very British Scandal. Coming soon: The Sixth Commandment.
London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Pandan guy. Slop despiser. I do not have a podcast.
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If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫
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Surprisingly Australian. Wrote that
Private Eye Epstein cover. Co-head writer BBC Dead Ringers. Award losing children’s author. Assistant stick collector
Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
Huge pupils, tiny value
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Hirsute fatberg. Professional librarian. Booze enthusiast. Likes a bit of carbonic maceration & full malo.
Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴
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I just really love cats.
London and sometimes the north.
Anonymous internet dullard. Recovering PBer. A ‘sad lonely specimen of humanity’ - Mick Hucknall
I wish I had the wherewithal to attract your attention
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