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Hi! I'm Brian! Boston. Husband to @kristincastner.bsky.social. Bartender. MUFC. FCSP. Red Sox. Playstation. Beer. LOTR. Photography. Stupid comments will probably ensue.

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Luis Suarez is looking like he's getting hungry, but even he won't bite the POS infront of him

06.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Busted image from Mythbusters

Busted image from Mythbusters

06.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's more than likely leaning towards definitely

06.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably?

06.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still hopeful the President of China appears in at least a cameo role in the next one

06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting in a car talking to each other . Alt: If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it
06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A menu showing the prices Barry quotes in Beerfest

A menu showing the prices Barry quotes in Beerfest

06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A window into a hair dryer showing the fan inside the dryer.

A window into a hair dryer showing the fan inside the dryer.

A window into a hair dryer showing the fan, but the fan is spinning so you can't actually see the fan so what is the fucking point?

A window into a hair dryer showing the fan, but the fan is spinning so you can't actually see the fan so what is the fucking point?

My wife has a hair dryer which has a window where you can see the fan. But the fan spins so fast you can't actually see the fan. What is the fucking point?

06.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love everything by Broken Lizard. I might have to watch some right meow

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has worked in the restaurant industry for a long time, "Waiting" to me is what "Clerks" is to retail workers

06.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 2065 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 50

It happens. I'll still be keeping an eye on things. I'll have the game on the radio on my drive in

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

United kickoff at 315pm here in Boston. What time do I leave for work? 315pm. 😐

04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think M. Night Shyamalan goes to a massage parlor and asks for a twist ending?

24.08.2025 11:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

02.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6

I got some sad news, and some good news:

Sad news: I just killed two birds. 😞

Good news: Passed my kidney stone.

28.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

People seem to have realized if United don't win 5 in a row, he gets clicks. I think he's perfectly happy if United don't win if more people watch his channel. But I did see he offered to donate his hair for wigs for people who need it. I say, let it grow to help more people

01.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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❀️❀️❀️

01.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

I really want to not laugh. I had to though

01.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That touch my Zirkzee running down the touch line!

01.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's why Carrick is gambling on Palace coming forward. Letting them create the space for us

01.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Palace seem to be coming out a bit now. Mbeumo is good at making runs up the middle. The height is gone, but he can play up front in the spaces that are opening up now. It's just more making sure the defense holds against a counter attack

01.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's not usually playing all 90 minutes. He's not used to this. Good call I'd say

01.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a boxing glove in his hand . Alt: Kreese from the Karate Kid saying, "Finish him!"
01.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet with the words " this is the way " behind him Alt: This is the way
01.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't tell if I love this or hate this

01.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, but it's going to be more congested

01.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Palace's defense is going to be kind of make-shift, but the whole team will be sitting back more. Wellsee how it goes

01.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normally, I'd feel the equalizer would open the game up, but the red card is going to make Palace shut up shop

01.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0