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Songwriter, media writer, and humorist. Links for my album of accessible prog "Creétisvan" & articles on http://miketiano.com.

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“And, exactly, why are we at war?”

“I already told you. TO WIN!”

06.03.2026 05:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And what do we call the Republicans who voted no to that motion?

All together now…

PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS!!!

04.03.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣😆😆😂

…and I hear you.

🤢🤮

04.03.2026 21:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gawd, when I’m reminded of that I imagine their sex play.

“I’M THE USA & HERE COMES MY HEAT SINKING MISSLE!!!”

“YES OH YES I’M IRAN! OBLITERATE ME!!!”

04.03.2026 21:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To everyone’s surprise Corey jumped up and shouted “Except in bed!!!”

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s sickening to look at her face with that vacant expression that matches her soul, or lack thereof. There’s nothing there—one can only surmise during these hearings she’s has this on repeat in her addled brain: “Hail King Trump. Hail King Trump.”

04.03.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

☝️☝🏿☝🏻☝🏾☝🏼☝🏽

04.03.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I cut to the chase?

FIRE THE SEDITIOUS BITCH.

04.03.2026 18:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read that as “Trump is as competent as a corpse.” Yup.

04.03.2026 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And anyone who didn’t all demonstrated they were either stupid or compliant or both.

03.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OOOOH sorry. I was thinking of the Kimmel vs Carr case. I stand corrected.

03.03.2026 20:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, yeah. *Somebody* has to do this very important work. Those “libtards” won’t expose themselves.

03.03.2026 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s true. The story is he refused penicillin because he thought they said panacea.

03.03.2026 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, didn’t Alito, Thomas, and Kavanagh all dissent? One of them for the majority wrote no laughs, no comments.

03.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump was saying he has warm feelings for Germany because…

I’m going to stop right there. It’s not fair to Germany today to suggest what Trump’s really nostalgic for.

03.03.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man says nevermind . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man says nevermind .

Oh Liz, Liz, Liz. I never bought “lowering cost on day one“ for a second because I already knew everything he says is a lie.

Oh wait, that wasn’t meant for me was it?

03.03.2026 19:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And she didn’t kill that dog! It took its own life in the throes of depression because it was triggered by having Noem as an owner! Perfectly understandable.

03.03.2026 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh come on! He has to use the bathroom sometime! Not everyone is looking at the phone 24/7, unless you’re hanging on the Ped Prez’ every word.

03.03.2026 19:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone capture his pose and caption it “Only YOU can prevent Texas fires.”

03.03.2026 19:34 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Of course he did. Everyone was calling him a loser and he don’t like that.

03.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

M-EAST52!!! You have to say it in a way that she will understand.

She has to be impeed & reMOOOOOed.

03.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The tell is “that’s the facts”. All we need is her written statement saying (sic) “Its true. I stand by it’s truth.”

03.03.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reportedly Vance went a little further by going to a furniture store & fucked every single couch. After that was done, he announced “so, THERE 😤“.

03.03.2026 19:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Just like you planned tariffs? So when you retaliated against Canada for airing a commercial with Reagan firm against tariffs that was actually planned?“

Can we change that old adage to “the best laid plans of Trump and men”?

03.03.2026 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, yes, now it makes sense. During the pandemic people were wearing masks in hopes that the virus should not recognize them.

Now do dog killings.

03.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

☝️☝🏿☝🏻☝🏾☝🏼☝🏽

YES! I wish each & every Dem in these hearings would make a point of ending their time by saying “Let’s remind everybody that Republicans confirmed you not because you’re experienced, but because they were bowing to the king.“

03.03.2026 18:51 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I wish someone would connect the dots for these vermin. “So you’re saying racism is good & you’re proud to be a racist. And so is anyone who wants to celebrate someone who clearly was.”

03.03.2026 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who wants to tell her?

03.03.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure those ICE agents who are treating real people like ciphers in a video game “love America” & use that to defend their illegal actions.

No wonder the FBI is gutting intelligence. It’s the enemy of an authoritarian regime. At least one where loyalty takes priority over anything else.

03.03.2026 16:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As I read this the son of Iran’s Shah is on 60 MINUTES celebrating Trump now & forever for nudging his country towards democracy.

But we cannot separate Trump—with his indecency against US needs while sidestepping required buy-in for war abroad—from the end result, regardless of outcome.

02.03.2026 03:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0