Amanda Alvarez

Wtf we’re doing this clock thing again??

The toy didn’t go far…I was able to get that easily. The loom hook that fell all the way down to the trap…can stay there.

That sounds like more of a major plumbing emergency. This was “kid dropped a toy in the sink and then dropped the long pointy implement they tried to use to get the toy out”

For me, working from home is superior to working in an office in almost every way.
But I definitely never got pulled away from my desk to handle a minor plumbing emergency when I was working in a corporate office, and that’s something I never fully appreciated before now.

Screenshot from Frozen where Anna is at Elsa’s door, but I’ve recaptioned it “do you wanna take a road trip?”

brb, asking my kids if they wanna take a road trip

Meanwhile, shops in CO are like: please take this shovel so you can store if for next winter because we don’t want to

Real text I sent today:

Hi [kid’s friend’s mom]!
[Your kid] asked [my kid] to ask me to tell you that [your kid]’s phone and wallet fell out of their pocket in the truck.

Take the $$$ freed by the destruction of child prisons and give it to their:

parents;
schools;
libraries;
hospitals;
parks; &
streets.

We will all be better off.

Who knew Darwin was so relatable?

One of the fun things about Colorado is that people who make their livings forecasting the weather will tell you, “there might be no snow this week, or there might be 32 inches of it.” And it’s not because they’re being coy; they honestly don’t know, either.

Currently obsessed with alltheviews.world
Aside from it just being cool, it does an amazing job of quantifying why I never felt comfortable when I lived in Houston.

Tight ends talking about prostate cancer screening has redeemed the rep of Super Bowl commercials

This is the greatest “fuck you” and I love it

It’s so gratifying to see this launch! Huge thanks to everyone who helped develop this rich framework.

You read your emails?

I have this problem, big time, with physical maps

I’m an “elder millennial” — I use both liberally….

LET ME HAVE MY EM-DASHES

Five classes from college:
Computational Neuroscience
World History Through Food
Methods in Computational Finance
Film and American Culture
Cooking With Chef Roger

There are no good immigrant prisons for children because children should be free.

Yeah, I was so fixated on the timing of snow that I totally missed that it was gonna be so cold for so long before the snow hits.

Comfy cozy bed
I do not want to leave you
It is cold today

It’s been a rough year. Working with incredible people on (and around) @dataindex.us has definitely been important for me. Join us to hear about the work being done by some of the orgs working on the federal data monitoring and rescue efforts.
#dataBS

Piñeiro knows he’s not playing soccer anymore, right?

They flew over us yesterday on their way into town. Since we were already outside walking the dogs, I heard the first one in time to see it, and pull my phone out to take a hilariously bad snap of the second. I was better prepared for the second pair, but we only heard them pass by…above the clouds.

Just a girl
Looking at the sky
Waiting for some F35s to pass by

Violence

Okay, these are awesome