Hey #Louisiana nerds! March 14th is the first ever Shirefest, a free one day hobbit inspired pop up event hosted by the Terrebonne Parish Public Library! If you love the Ren Fest and are lookin for a lil taste of fantasy, make sure you swing by next Saturday!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE March 4, 2026 City of New Orleans Department of Parks & Parkways Offers Free Wood Chips to Residents NEW ORLEANS - The City of New Orleans Department of Parks & Parkways is pleased to announce that free wood chips will be available to Orleans Parish residents every Saturday from March 7 through May 30, between 8:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m., at 1 Green Parade Lane, New Orleans, Louisiana. The wood chips are generated from routine, citywide tree trimming operations and are part of the Department’s ongoing commitment to environmental stewardship. By repurposing vegetative debris into usable mulch, the Department continues its efforts to divert green waste from local landfills and promote sustainable practices throughout the community. Residents are encouraged to take advantage of this free resource for landscaping, gardening, erosion control, and other outdoor projects. Important Information for Participants: Wood chips are available on a first-come, first-served basis. Residents must bring their own loading supplies, including shovels, gloves, bags, containers, and any other necessary equipment. Staff will not be able to assist with loading. This initiative supports the City’s broader sustainability goals while providing a practical benefit to residents.
The City of New Orleans Department of Parks & Parkways is pleased to announce that free wood chips will be available to Orleans Parish residents every Saturday from March 7 through May 30, between 8:00 a.m. and 12:00 p.m., at 1 Green Parade Lane, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Putting a prison sentence on a fake, completely consented to kink performance between adults is like arresting somebody for assault because they were in a pro-wrestling match and the entire state are a bunch of marks who didn't know kayfabe was a thing.
so I don't use AI stuff. There are many arguments to be made against it, but a very fundamental objection for me is that it doesn't work. It has never worked, I'm not optimistic about that changing in the near future.
But I'm willing to be surprised, so sometimes I test, and NOPE STILL DOESN'T WORK
One of them is going to reinvent cajun dirty rice from first principles and the resulting discourse will strike me dead on the spot
the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
A flat, colorful poster that reads "Avert Catastrophe! Home is where your cat should be" (Originally from 2021!)
Shit, I didn't realize it was "Library of Alexandria" o'clock for pirated games again
"You should be honoured" is a wild take
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"
The problem with the war in Iraq was that George Bush was an idiot. With the Iran situation, we've got... [checks notes]... oh jesus christ
> @covie93.bsky.social
what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"
the mashup I didn’t know I needed
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana
(Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)
Here's a strat I cooked up a few weeks ago in honour of @othatsraspberry.com's first speedrun comms
Huge thanks to @gamesdonequick.com and @satanherself.bsky.social for creating this event to showcase blindfolded speedrunners
TY @kendricklamario.bsky.social and @vermge.bsky.social for comms also
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
Happy Mardi Gras, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy Ramadan. The people in this photo think this city belongs to them. It does not. It belongs to you. Take care of it this year. Reach out to your neighbors. Show them some love. These are rough times. We need to stick together. #RexComus
No, it's my first time here at Mr. Epstein's Island. Why do you ask? #RexComus
In Comus, Momus, and Proteus courts? That’s gotta be the Klan trifecta. #rexcomus
Dance floor where no one dances.
The Herald of Comus meanwhile when he turns up:
#RexComus
A woman at the Rex ball wearing a bright green dress with a matching green feather trimmed cape.
Somebody skinned the Grinch and made a dress. I love this. #rexcomus
i am giving up for lent
The first of many dark rituals has begun. The making of the homages. The blood sacrament does not happen until they get to the Comus ball #RexComus
All this bowing is gonna come in handy for their time in the guillotines #rexcomus
The thing to understand about #RexComus is that despite all of these people's pretensions, they're all actually fake "royalty" and not what this country considers real money, even. Which is why (as far as we know) none of these names appear in the Epstein files.
