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Authentic Southern Hospitality from the Heart of Arkansas he/him cis gay tired middle-aged man I'm too old for this shit I ain't the "tolerant left" you're looking for Democratic Socialist Neurospicy disaster Stairs, house, protected America delenda est

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People with far too much power are seriously talking about building the Third Temple in Jerusalem to cause the arrival / return of the Messiah. Evangelicals are saying the Rapture is happening this spring / Easter / Passover because of Trump's & Bibi's war with Iran. Absolute fucking insanity.

13.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from my grocery store app coupons section:
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found this for you

13.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have done this with multiple friends.

13.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mara Wilson β€’
@marawilson.bsky.social

There's nothing thrilling about contrarianism.
It's the most toddler shit possible.

2:45 AM β€’ Mar 13, 2026

Mara Wilson β€’ @marawilson.bsky.social There's nothing thrilling about contrarianism. It's the most toddler shit possible. 2:45 AM β€’ Mar 13, 2026

Anyone who's had their right to fully exist debated by some sweaty white dude who's just discovered Schopenhauer will surely feel this in their bones, but nice to have @marawilson.bsky.social articulate it so succinctly

There are no "devil's advocates." Just devils and dickheads

13.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 1280 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2
Mar Espinar criticized Isabel Diaz Ayuso for her alignment with Trump during a government hearing: (English translation in the post)

β€œCΓ³jase al mafioso de su jefe de Gabinete, tire para Mar-a-Lago y dΓ©jenos aquΓ­ β€” que somos mΓ‘s de los valientes de Minnesota”

Mar Espinar criticized Isabel Diaz Ayuso for her alignment with Trump during a government hearing: (English translation in the post) β€œCΓ³jase al mafioso de su jefe de Gabinete, tire para Mar-a-Lago y dΓ©jenos aquΓ­ β€” que somos mΓ‘s de los valientes de Minnesota”

Mar Espinar, Spain’s PSOE deputy, on Isabel DΓ­az Ayuso’s support for Trump:

β€œTake your mafioso chief of staff, go to Mar-a-Lago, and leave us here β€” because we are more like the brave ones from Minnesota”

13.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 4199 πŸ” 851 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 97
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a cat is sitting in the back of a car with the words " toonces " above it Alt: A gray and black tabby cat is seen in the front seat of a car, "driving" with two paws on the steering wheel. The word "Toonces" is above it in a comedic font (large blocky yellow letters that overlap). Under it are the words "The cat who could drive a car" in white text. (It is from an old Saturday Night Live bit.)
13.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.

Can this be a solution?

13.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1701 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19

That's how I respond to declarations of affection too

13.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hobbits had it right. Brunch is just Second Breakfast.

12.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're not already following @davidgerard.co.uk and watching his videos, you should.

12.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shades of NFT producers trying to pay artists to make NFTs with NFTs of their own work, or coiners trying to pay programmers in their coins.

12.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

12.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 748 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
12.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 441 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6

The median American voter also cannot articulate a strategic objective in Iran, so Donald Trump's bumbling management of the war may ironically make him more relatable.

by Matthew Yglesias

12.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Linux picked up my ancient Dell 1100 laser printer right away. I had to fight with Windows 10 to get it to work. I didn't use Windows 11 long enough to find out if it worked.🀷

12.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or, you know, protesters are getting shot in the streets without consequences, and colleges are threatened with losing all federal funding for even a whiff of wrongthink, but sure, it was a bad-faith smear job. Sure.

12.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How will the war on Iran impact the US economy? Outcomes depend on how quickly oil tankers can return to the Strait of Hormuz, experts said.

I hope y'all are all looking forward to $200/barrel oil and a recession and paying a LOT more for everything thanks to the Pedophile President's War

12.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I *really* don't want to be a downer but to me the precursor to Doing is Saying, and not nearly enough of this Party is saying what needs to be said. About punishing the villains, about abolishing billionaires, about ending elite impunity. Too many want to leave the rot but change the branding

12.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2799 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 22
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If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

12.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 5602 πŸ” 1120 πŸ’¬ 203 πŸ“Œ 237
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'AI Is African Intelligence': The Workers Who Train AI Are Fighting Back Kenyan workers are still the underpaid labor behind AI training, moderation, and sex chatbots. The Data Labelers Association is fighting back.

'AI Is African Intelligence': The Workers Who Train AI Are Fighting Back
www.404media.co/ai-is-africa...

CC: @davidgerard.co.uk

#Africa #AI

12.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 7027 πŸ” 2382 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 53

Listening to @stilgherrian.com chat with @davidgerard.co.uk and the point being made there are two SpaceX's; the one that works and sends stuff into space, run by engineers - and the one Elon plays with that blows up things. And I'm coining 'Elongated' for tech he fucks up by being involved.

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pool's Closed

12.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Re supposed end of the Target boycott: it’s 100% bullshit. See statement below from an *actual* leader of the initial DEI boycott.

Even if true (to repeat, it’s not!), it’s not up to any small group. Target has fixed nothing + compounded its DEI sins with ICE complicity. People are done with it!

11.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1464 πŸ” 518 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 21

the straits are NOT okay, y'all 😩

11.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 448 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

It’s really the little details that are making this season. Like the Trump administration being blindsided by the fact that starting a war in Iran would drive up oil prices. Apparently Claude forgot to tell them that part in amidst picking which schools to bomb. Classic Leo.

08.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 17726 πŸ” 7137 πŸ’¬ 517 πŸ“Œ 946

I keep asking people this. "If it's writing code that you can't read, how do you figure out what went wrong?"

11.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're having a SUPER MAR10!

10.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

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