Matt the Dad

Don’t mind me folks just dropping through to like all these posts and the nostalgia bomb that came with it.

You know who should be rounded up and locked in a warehouse? Altman and Karp to start.

Kind of amazing that as soon as I announced kids had to do the dishes tonight they both remembered homework assignments that were due tomorrow.

Good to see the Sixers [Blue Coats edition] still suck out loud in the third quarter.

Their campus in the metaverse must be in shambles. You just hate to see it.

Actually that’s fair. I mean he’s no Gheorghe Mureșan but he’s up there.

Happened to me once because the entire world turned 90 degrees. It was not ok.

Folks always buy goods and services from injury prone overrated retired dudes.

Closer than they’ve been in the A15 in years? The downgrade everything for football strategy looks like genius.

now that's just mean.

[we all know the rules, Dayton 2020 mentioned? Drink.]

has Dayton ever defeated the Boonies in the conference tournament?

wait. what?

Some days you're just watching a bad movie to distract you from things and HOLY SHIT IS THAT GHEORGHE MURESAN?!? Wow, it is! He looks good!

they're just getting all these off the market so the Resident can corner the gas station boner pill market with "cum-mander and chief"

Tubbyvile's head going to pop on the pike from the balloon where a brain should be.

These motherfuckers should have to live the rest of their lives in fear that someone will learn their name and what they did.

Can't decide if I'm the verge of a mental break or just over-caffeinated but either way I hate it here right now.

Deactivated my linkedin account months ago but get just as many (totally real) job solicitations now as I did while active. The system works!

yes! that is an excellent video and was probably kicking around my subconscious when I saw the news about the "historic opportunity" with the UFC/FBI bullshit.

There is a direct line between the rise of UFC and the downfall of American democracy.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

The person who wrote this article is a war-mongering asshole and should probably shut the fuck up instead of being a “regular contributor” to the Disgrace.

The BlueSky moderation options screen where the name “Naomi Wolf” has been added to the “muted words and tags” field. Options selected are “Forever” and “Text & tags”

In case you’ve forgotten:

Paddington in NPR Tiny Desk Concert

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1823

After beating Canada twice in hockey at the Olympics it will only be fitting if Canada takes out the USA in baseball.

Wait, did noted paisan Aaron Nola just save the inferior USA?

(Am I going for the jinx by posting with one out in the bottom of the 9th? I’ll never tell.)

Go Birds

Wearing my “Area Dad” t-shirt from The Onion so there’s no mistake that I belong in general.

Live from a middle school parent meeting. Apparently sat in the I love using AI for my spreadsheets section. I chose poorly.

built on the Poltergeist graveyard.

someone who knows more about drugs than I do, what is this guy on? cause it's obviously something.