haavi 🦐

they should replace the last 2 hours of work with swag

thinking about how when i met my new boss who is actually my old boss from a few years back, he asked me "how have you been?" and all i could say is "what do you mean"

when you hear a repeating electronic cymbal noise and it's The Chemical Brothers' It Doesn't Matter and not AFX's PWSteal.Ldpinch.D

can you be for fucking real? how often are you looking down there??? it's not like an anime figure's skirt, come the fuck on

hello kitty island adventure is $27 right now, do i pounce on that shit or wait until it gets lower

why the hell did they polish these

Victorian

白い大型いぬがすき

mini

もうすぐアマプラ来るからみんなでみような

I am pooping on the toilet rn (right now) for real [internet in the public bathroom at work is so bad that i can only upload this mere 2 kilobyte jpeg]

like this

i love women so much its unreal

those big shiny lips are so unappealing to me, though

trying to make princess peach sexy is like trying to make a balloon sexy to me.
i now realize i have a few mutuals for whom that isnt an effective metaphor

縦縞ニーソチャイナ
＃一次創作

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not good enough at that sorta thing to not give it my full attention, ive never beaten a boss 🥀

anybody got any game suggestions to give my hands something to do and my eyes something to look at while listening to a podcast?

ladies, i dont look like this at all and dont want to

racehorse name: The Runner Formerly Known As Prance

but... 40 dollars

what am i supposed to be doing right now