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JLew

@jlew.pro

I like weird things and people. If you’re unsure if I am being facetious, I am being facetious.

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This is going to translate horribly to bsky, but every time I drove down hennepin, I would squeal lt hinny peen

07.03.2026 23:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard and a white tank top is standing in front of a wooden wall . ALT: a man with a beard and a white tank top is standing in front of a wooden wall .
04.03.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta say FGB on point today.
Roast em

03.03.2026 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow awesome!!!

02.03.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ehhhhhhhhh

24.02.2026 22:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whose grandmother forwarded this?

24.02.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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24.02.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Laura Palmer has entered the chat

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22.02.2026 19:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon of a man saying " and this is where i 'd put my trophy " . Alt: a cartoon of a man saying " and this is where i 'd put my trophy " .
19.02.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤝

30.01.2026 03:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I gotta hear about this

28.01.2026 20:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I understand, do it as soon as you can

25.01.2026 00:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do it

25.01.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How are you 10x prettier 10years later!?!?

16.01.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym . ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
05.01.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jizz necklace 🤝 DVD belt

05.01.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the fucking fuck did they do to get in that situation. They were printing money.

02.01.2026 22:47 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:

Hi I'm fucking lightning bolt

02.01.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I both love and hate that I can hear this

30.12.2025 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sears catalog, video games and ladies in underwear

21.12.2025 01:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally someone understands my needs

17.12.2025 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

13.12.2025 21:24 👍 4538 🔁 1538 💬 17 📌 17

👀

10.12.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤝

03.12.2025 14:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat . Alt: a little girl with blonde hair and buckteeth is making a funny confused face while sitting in a car seat

Danzig has got to be one of the worst insult makers of all time. Alright Danzig, I don’t like you, you don’t like me go ahead do your worst
Inside your brain
( alright alright go on)
There’s probably a whore

30.11.2025 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its for hot posting

29.11.2025 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just to be clear, I am also thankful for how cool and sexy I am as well.

No need to tell you

28.11.2025 05:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤝

27.11.2025 23:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed Alt: a close up of a woman 's face nodding emphatically
18.11.2025 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Necessary imo

18.11.2025 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0