hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞

this is like a joke you would tell about bad rejection emails

The novelty blogs are an underrated feature of Tumblr, like I'm literally following a blog that just posts pictures of lichen and another one that's all pictures of semi trucks with the word "trans" on them

SO curious what your shadowhunters take was

holy shit. funniest thing you could possibly do and she didn’t even know she was doing it

it’s true 😔😔😔

i’m just problematic and don’t always keep track of the realgirls 😔

why am i face blind

HANG ON THAT WAS EUGENE NOT ME??????

for some reason this was the first thing i thought of upon waking this morning

there’s a frog that lives outside my window that makes the exact same noise as a phone alarm and it drives me nuts every morning

grasping it

YIPPEEEEE

whenever a character says “okay but i’m done with straight girls, no more straight girls—” you know she’s about to do something dumb as fuck but understandably motivated by pussy

i think the trouble with most oft-repeated writing advice is that it's purely subtractive. new writers get ideas like "show don't tell" or "don't use adverbs" or "avoid repetition" drilled in & come to view writing as joyless violence where you gouge out chunks of your own art for unclear reasons

i’ve spent my life existing in simultaneous states of agnosticism and deep deep spiritual anxiety lmfao

spending years praying frantically at night and then realizing that if i didn’t do that nothing happened

god is a woman and every few years she unleashes boston onlyfriends on a new dysfunctional friend group like a homosexual krampus

Top image- Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic being spun around Bottom Image- Yuzu (black & white hooded rat) her partner in being spun

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Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

god is a woman and every few years she unleashes boston onlyfriends on a new dysfunctional friend group like a homosexual krampus

sometimes having a gender crisis feels like you accidentally left your gender in a handbag hanging from a coat hook in victoria station

recalling the bible boyfriend pic thread with such fondness

my life is arranged into before and after vegas probably

if you’re wondering what all the random letters are that’s me testing if my wifi is back on (it isn’t)

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Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

remember learning that he did those tattoos himself

the best kids movies are the ones you remember as a dream/nightmare only to find out years later this was a real thing your real eyes saw on TV