A reminder that participating in April Fools curses you to spending the rest of the month stuck in a clown costume and with unremovable clown makeup.

Anyone else holding out the faintest of hopes that POTUS says “April Fools, I know tariffs don’t work”?

Honestly I can't get over the fact that when I was born, Concorde was still flying lol

‘Please leave feedback’: how constant online reviews are changing our brains – and our lives We live under mutual surveillance, asked to leave public ratings for every purchase, meal, taxi ride or hair appointment. What is it doing to us?

Some great late night reading from The Guardian as to the reason why I don't leave reviews...

Raises some good points as to how reviews are sometimes tiresome to write, whatever happened to the complaints and compliments line lol

Wha-

This apartment building in a growth area has been vacant for over 6 MONTHS, security patrolling 24/7 because presumably they're furnished

How can this happen in a housing crisis, it's unbelievable

Random thought, Upfield train line should be turned into a metro like what's happening in Sydney right now...

Always had a suspicion that catchy thumbnails get promoted by the algorithm, just like some gunzel YouTube channels doing stuff which you had to outlay a lot of time and effort 10 years ago

I'm truly convinced that Belinda Gread is a liberal party campaign to subliminally attract votes and preferences to their party..

www.instagram.com/belindagread...

#auspol

I'm sorry but I don't support people who lie and act like neo libs to suit their own agenda....
I've just unfollowed MFW...

I usually have a pretty good memory, but this line came to my mind that the "CEO" of MFW apparently doesn't like people calling out her lies for taking money to create an app for people recovering from bushfires.....

We aren't misogynists, YOU'RE THE LIAR

A hand is shown about to swipe a MetroCard at a turnstile. Text reads: "MTA to Stop Sale of MetroCard At End of Year." Photo by Michael Nagle for The New York Times

The MTA, which oversees the New York City subway and bus systems, announced on Wednesday that it would stop selling MetroCards on Dec. 31 as it transitions to the new tap-and-go system. nyti.ms/4kGDwSq

That's see how this toilet works hmmm

East Pakenham, I am in you

First time I've been to Pakenham after the crossing got removed..

Not bad I must admit

#publictransport

On my way to "East Pakenham", well revenue protection jumped on at Dandenong

Always wondered how a Certificate IV qualification can lead to so many powers in the law

Uh, you just reminded me I need to get that bot working before the REAL Yarra Trams creates an account on here 😂

He always was, quite a few of us lurking around lmao

The content you've posted on Instagram and Twitter is something I expect from a 20 year old, grow up

Snarky little twink you are, and you deserve that Mr Jacobs....

Mate (won't even call you that)

How can you be a train driver when you're so patronising towards others... Seriously JJ, I know the way you're like and have observed you in person and think you need a reality check....

Other drivers know how snarky you are and don't worry I have many testimonies

List of cars I would never buy

Tesla's
SUV's (or any Tonka trucks)
Toyota Camry / Corolla
Kia
MG or SAIC in general

Just give me a quadricycle and I'll be on my way 😜

‘You have unmet needs’: the psychology behind Australia’s love affair with big cars The promise of adventure, attention, muscle and safety is driving consumers towards large vehicles – even as they fuel congestion and outstrip the size of car parks

I, do not consider myself "rugged" or "masculine".... I simply do not get why people would want to buy an SUV and wack a CB radio they're never gonna use on it

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Having once gone to Sydney, is it just me or is #Melbourne such a grotty city?

Sunday morning back in October near the QVB building and there isn't one discarded piece of gum on the footpath nor various spill stains....

Having the TV on and hearing news of someone who managed to "preserve" two human toes from a corpse....

Shall I say I did not enjoy my dinner after hearing that ugh

For the record, I won't be attending the airshow later this month....
Not spending bucket loads of money to see stunt planes for an event which chokes Geelong in half when I could be completing uni assignments instead 😑

Bombshell: I've never had a Bahn Mi

Heard they're really good and they look fantastic though I think I should stay away from the takeaway for a while....

Magpies vs Port is on 7Mate South if you've got VAST 😜

sattvguide.com.au?id=2&c=7MATE...

I have had enough of these people illegally riding those bikes at high speed and showing complete disregard for road laws.

I had a classmate at school get killed by a truck driver so expect me to come down hard on you lot

Thank you Hungry Panda, you've just made the government BAN e scooters and bikes from public transport

Don't import cheap crap and they won't catch fire shall I say...