There's a lot of mean-spiritedness about people who have gone to live in Dubai. We need to help, and ensure they have secure accommodation in the UK for 91 days of the next tax year.
This could have been worded a little better.
Guess that sort of puts the situation in the Middle East into perspective.
Dog just stood on my keyboard and sent 50+ messages to the street Whatsapp Group.
Just like Private Eye were with Andrew, Viz are ahead of the game on Iran.
Please, let us have a ‘trade bazooka’!
What other stuff should I know to ask you about?
I’ve near enough just given myself a heart attack walking to the top of Box Hill and there’s a fucking car park up here.
“You’re a thicko entitled prick, Emma.” mansplained Mr Knightley.
Went through almost exactly the same experience with my dog two weeks ago also FREAKILY on her 4th birthday but despite 3 days in animal hospital and £££s of scans we never found the culprit. I'm now going to view the neighbourhood felines with suspicion.
We should be allowed an extra bank holiday every time a royal is arrested.
Wow
I have been cleaning them this morning. I got the burgundy ones. Keep hunting, the struggle is worth it.
I have them and they're every bit as good as you'd imagine.
Lunatic tax-dodging farmers driving through Marylebone right now with their Union Jacks flying aloft.
No more questions.
My letter to Savile was not used. I never got to meet the Star Wars people.
I see that Jimmy Savile fella who was friends with King Charles is in the Epstein Files. It’s always the ones you least suspect... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
A non-alcoholic wine company have just sent me a DM on Instagram making sure I’m “prepped” for Super Bowl Sunday and I’ve blocked and reported them because surely no one human outside Republicans Abroad gives a flying one.
That’s your answer to everything.
They’d have to relocate them all from Westminster Bridge.
I have been watching the film Volcano and it has made me realise how poorly prepared we are for such an event in London and indeed the whole of the South East of England.
I don’t actually think it’s groovy to drink alcohol. I’m an absolute legend in Gail’s though.
Oh Moose, I'm so, so sorry. Much love. x
Just if any of you were wondering, yes I have been to Davos.
I have to stop watching this. It’s not good for anyone’s health.
He’s now repeating the stuff from 30 minutes ago. This is so weird and no one is stopping him. Are they hoping he’s just going to die in front of them?
Trump is just flipping through a binder of people arrested in Minnesota and whispering, "Gang member... rapist..." It's wild.
Watching Trump press conference. Is he drunk or just demented?
I've unfortunately watched a lot of Trump pressers and this is definitely the strangest so far, it's about six minutes in. He asks if the press is getting bored of him showing mugshots and there isn't even that much awkward laughter in response, mostly silence
