ME, LOOKIN OUT THA WINDOW AT THE OVERCAST DAY: alors, vraiment s'appelle un mardi 《gris》 hoho
MONSIEUR LE GENDARME DE L'ACADÉMIE: monsieur, vous savez qu'allez recevoir le penaltie de mort
ME: I mean, yeah, but it's funny right
MONSIEUR LE GENDARME: et le deservez
I do not believe that Dutch babies actually rise, this is a myth invented by instagrammers
I have always found great success in putting it into my mouth and grinding it into small pieces with my teeth before swallowing. Other methods (intravenously, suppository, surgical insertion) are theoretically possible but seem comparatively inefficient.
Happy Year of the Horse 🐴🔥✨️
(2/2) If you’ve been thinking about donating, now is the time to schedule an appointment. Showing up for one another is how we keep our communities strong.
Yo, huzzah for my representative, who has received the memo: donating blood is cool and fun.
My new 21-page comic, BIRTHDAY GIRL'S BETRAYAL, is up on patreon: patreon.com/posts/150921551 ($3)
I: maybe I'll retrain and become a rust developer, what do you think of that?
PYTHON: oh, I'm sure they also have a lot of documentation you can ignore and go crying to stackoverflow about
I: you can't TALK to me like that
PYTHON: [coldly] put down the gun before you hurt yourself
_oh no_
(album was pretty great though)
w-which album
[braces to turn into dust]
"mm kk ultra" send tweet
A kākāpō chick in a nest with an egg. Credit: Deidre Vercoe
The first #kakapo chick for four years hatched two days ago (on Valentine’s Day for those who like to anthropomorphise!). Here’s Tiwhiri-A1-2026 in Yasmine’s nest. 📸: Deidre Vercoe. www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r... #kakapo2026 #conservation #parrots #birds
The email they sent notes that some chicks will remain nameless, as a symbolic point of, these birds don't belong to us, the goal here is that kākāpō return to their own situation, not that they be our little buddies forever
which I think is neat
Famous news lads, first hatch of the season (first hatch in four years), congratulations to Tīwhiri for her expert egg-laying technique and Yasmine for her easy acceptance that an egg in her nest must be her egg.
www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...
ON THE INTERNET OF COURSE I just vomit all sorts of bizarre sentences, but that's with the protective distance of a text medium, so that's alright then. Bluesky is my secret private journal I can be honest to because nobody will read it, and also people read it.
Depending on how kind you want to be, I think in person I can come off as polite, private, guarded, cold, or unfriendly, which is frustrating because in my heart I want to be a Nice Person, and there's enough American in my brain that I know you can't be nice if you're not warm
ya feel me
Funny in retrospect how a guy at donut Sunday was like hey man sit with us and my brain was like what a strange request, we don't know each other, and it's like, YEAH MAN, THAT'S WHY THEY INVITED YOU
I love eggplant but my instincts for how much oil you need to cook it are completely miscalibrated, I feel sure that if I tried to immersion-fry it that it would surely somehow still stick
Canada Goose sits in the snow and watches his flock eat last years grass from where the snow has melted on a walking path.
Good Morning Goose #birds
Twitch is like "check out this streamer they're streaming Rust" and I was like "people stream themselves coding?" and then I thought about pair programming and I was like "oh okay I guess that makes sense, a few thousand paired programmers seems a little much though"
ANYWAY IT'S A GAME
OBVIOUSLY
The cool thing about baking is you have to test if it's done with a toothpick, and you can't just THROW AWAY a toothpick, so you get to chew on a toothpick for a while and look cool and tough
They put a button labeled "make me mad" in my enclosure and every time I press it I get poked with a pin. I thought there might be a monthly limit or something but so far it seems like you get unlimited presses
This is flatly a subtweet of Rhysand, Lord of the Night Court btw, but happy valentine's day to all mindthieves everywhere I guess
... I *would* want you to have a happy valentine's day, wouldn't I
"Oh you don't understand he only uses his mesmeric powers to abbreviate agency when it's absolutely necessary" that's fascinating tell me does he have some independent board of review that makes these determinations? Oh it's just him. Oh but you agree with all his decisions. Oh well that's alright.
It is a very tricky line to walk to make a love interest who is also a hypnotist because every scene with them carries the tension of YEAH THEY *WOULD* FEEL SAFE TO BE AROUND WOULDN'T THEY
YOU *WOULD* FEEL LIKE THEY UNDERSTAND YOU UNIQUELY, WOULDN'T YOU
Boo, imo
Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
It is big fun, recommend
This is contrasted with the Protomen where I have a rough idea of what the mythos underlying the albums is but because I do not have the Liner Notes I am still vague if Act III occurs before or after Act I (I do not think the lyrical content contradicts the 2-3-1 timeline)
