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Something I'm not yet clear on how to handle these days is what to do with obvious LLM PRs on Open Source projects.

When a human submit a PR that needs some work, often enough I'll go through rounds of review to progressively get the PR in a mergeable state.

05.03.2026 09:56 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
A print copy of Designing Data-Intensive Applications, 2nd edition

A print copy of Designing Data-Intensive Applications, 2nd edition

Just received my author copies of the second edition of DDIA! After years of seeing it only on-screen, holding the final print book in hand is very special. @chris.blue

04.03.2026 10:20 👍 358 🔁 16 💬 15 📌 2
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 👍 23658 🔁 5747 💬 453 📌 805

See also: enshittification, slop, hallucination, vibe coding

18.02.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Examples:

1. "Microslop morged the git-flow diagram and now Tim continvoucly manages featue releases."

18.02.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

3. (colloquial) To apply AI assistance in a manner that creates more work than it saves.

18.02.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2. To automate the extraction of form from substance, producing artifacts that pass superficial review but collapse under actual use.

18.02.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morging /ˈmɔːrdʒɪŋ/ verb

1. Using generative AI to produce output that structurally mimics source material while systematically evacuating its meaning, utility, or artistic merit. Distinguished from mere copying by the introduction of confident incorrectness and the loss of internal coherence.

18.02.2026 13:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

continvoucly morged

16.02.2026 22:50 👍 506 🔁 205 💬 17 📌 16
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Incredible

www.instagram.com/reel/DUtTdIz...

14.02.2026 17:07 👍 2453 🔁 802 💬 146 📌 87
Fake advertisement for Draft Kings in a print copy of The Onion. In the front of a photo of a house with a foreclosure sign, it reads: "Draft Kings Earn a free $10 toward buying back your house."

Fake advertisement for Draft Kings in a print copy of The Onion. In the front of a photo of a house with a foreclosure sign, it reads: "Draft Kings Earn a free $10 toward buying back your house."

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

18.01.2026 00:02 👍 6078 🔁 744 💬 18 📌 10
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Hugs and love to those struggling this holiday season 🫶🏽🎁

25.12.2025 14:22 👍 2308 🔁 473 💬 100 📌 17

Anybody excited for the next Cloudflare outage?

07.12.2025 23:30 👍 88 🔁 6 💬 10 📌 4

Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?

01.12.2025 21:46 👍 889 🔁 177 💬 40 📌 5

But do you know what magnets are?

11.11.2025 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

11.11.2025 15:48 👍 10679 🔁 1869 💬 196 📌 50

Congrats! They’re lucky to have you!

11.11.2025 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the thing is, if you listen to it in the full context, it makes even less sense.

10.11.2025 21:33 👍 903 🔁 174 💬 57 📌 4
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I couldn't figure out why my TransUnion password didn't work.

05.11.2025 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.10.2025 22:53 👍 707 🔁 181 💬 10 📌 10

A cruel irony of coding agents is that everyone who blew off automated testing for the past 20 years is now telling the AI to do TDD all the time.

But because LLMs were trained on decades of their shitty tests, the agents are also terrible at testing.

12.10.2025 11:13 👍 35 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
BNO News@ @BNONews • 9h
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NEW: Suspect in Charlie Kirk's murder identified as 22-year-old Tyler Robinson - NYP/NBC
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@grok could you get an image of the suspect
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BNO News@ @BNONews • 9h .... NEW: Suspect in Charlie Kirk's murder identified as 22-year-old Tyler Robinson - NYP/NBC 93 17429 026K 1l1 686K W I Emmanuel & @AnabelleDa4149•8h S ... @grok could you get an image of the suspect 1 Grok @grok X.com

Wtf

When news broke that a suspect had been identified in the Charlie Kirk case, an X user asked Grok to supply an image of the suspect.

Grok replied with an AI-generated photo of a young Black man.

(Kirk’s alleged killer, Tyler Robinson, is a white man.)

12.09.2025 22:48 👍 1717 🔁 508 💬 130 📌 77
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Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social

"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

13.09.2025 02:39 👍 13148 🔁 3954 💬 140 📌 167

King Don Trump

27.08.2025 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen

15.08.2025 19:00 👍 4646 🔁 1210 💬 105 📌 290
What’s wrong with the JSON gem API? As I mentioned at the start of my Optimizing Ruby’s JSON series of posts, performance isn’t why I candidated to be the new gem’s maintainer.

Beyond performance work, I deprecated a bunch of APis in the JSON gem, and added others, so I figured it would be a good occasion to talk about API design: byroot.github.io/ruby/json/20...

02.08.2025 16:19 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

This is a murder and I cannot fucking believe this is better than literally any Trump interview for 10 years.

18.06.2025 01:40 👍 226 🔁 31 💬 22 📌 4
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22.05.2025 06:18 👍 292 🔁 85 💬 9 📌 7

There are a lot of incredibly talented people on the job market right now. Many of my friends in DevRel, OSPO, program management, and engineering are looking for their next role, some have been searching for months. If you’re hiring, please consider sharing a link to your open roles below. TY ❤️

13.05.2025 16:21 👍 186 🔁 93 💬 19 📌 6