life after beth 🌿

yelled at the roomba because it knocked the broom over but i thought it was the cat being a jerk again

a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life

it’s finally friday let’s get freaky

oh they're little menaces for sure haha. fuzzy chaos. mine used to snuggle with the cats

hahaha couldn't agree more! I had 2 ferrets growing up, they were a handful but damn what kooky little guys. so worth the effort it takes to care for them

Taco Bell removed the potato bowl as an option on the luxe box and no one is talking about it I feel insane

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You're not going to sue me are you? because everyone wants to sue me once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee

Tactical ferret even.

is nothing sacred

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hurts to laugh when the jokes on you

Dirty Harry about to get hit in the head with a chain

DIRTY HARRY
GRAY MATTER 1990
NES

a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich

watching this all unfold like

Our “we’re not grifters btw” post has many people asking questions answered by our “we’re not grifters btw” post

having autistic thoughts (brainstorming a parody of the quiet place called the queasy place about horse sized ferrets that smell really bad)

having some intrusive thoughts (thinking about a ferret the size of a horse)

I had them growing up! boo and oobie LOL my little cat snakes. it's gross but I kind of find the smell comforting 🤣

you'll get there

scientific name Scincidae

my brain refuses to read this word as anything other than suicide what's wrong w me

the squiad

three different flavors of Squirt soda: a yellow can, a white can, and a red can. I have put sunglasses on all three cans.

alternatively;;;

SQUIRTLE SQUAD

a lazy meme i made. it's just a picture of the Pokemon Squirtle, but i have placed a large can of Squirt soda over his face and chest.

FUCK

I love that you didn't even cut out the can like the white background is still there. that is such a design choice and I'm here for it

me every single day of my adult life: I should get a ferret

dang it

abduckted

painting of a tennis duck being abducted in the lake by a UFO being watched by other tennis ducks, a bone duck, and 3 ducklings

duck being abducted

in 2005 after hurricane Katrina, they gave out MRE meal kits. we had a ton of them. some had heating packs and I figured out if you put the pack in a closed soda bottle, the bottle would warp and eventually explode. I did this in my step dad's shop next to a propane heater more than once