herlock sholmes

feliz dia da mulher

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whatsapp web se fosse um serviço que funcionasse qual vc seria

chainsaw man

Feliz Scrappy Doo Day for those who celebrate

@emeraldtiger.bsky.social

comprei a cor que eu queria inicialmente só pra ter certeza de que era uma escolha pior

comprei uma pulseira pra smartwatch na shopee e enviaram a cor errada
na verdade a cor errada foi mil vezes melhor do que a que eu pedi em termos de versatilidade pra ficar mais neutra com roupas

primeira vez em que fiquei feliz por ter recebido algo errado

So cool

Tweet from ghostcoochie: Haruta stronger than me cause I would've unzipped Nanami's pants and showed Shibuya a real incident.

"ah pq eu sou platina num sei o que no lol" ok eu sou nível ouro no gov br

re9 e slay the spire em breve
a vida às vezes é legal

a cartoon character is sitting on a wooden barrel holding a pie . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a wooden barrel holding a pie .

abro link de notícia dos prazos do IR 2026

ela diz que não tem prazos ainda

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NOTHING EASY GET UP AND GO GET IT GO

o único jeito de ser feliz de verdade é abandonar tudo e virar o lotus juice rappeando na música dos outros

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

@emeraldtiger.bsky.social

new Evangelion series looks crazy

A chart categorizing hydration level by pee color. From best to worst they read: Championship Hydration Level Selfish teammate Blatant disregard for your teammates. You are a bad guy!!!

DO NOT FORGET TO HYDRATE

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

"É possível contar um monte de mentiras falando apenas a verdade"

DICA: Ao invés de mandar um hot take numa rede social, mande pra um amigo no privado. Aí ele vai te mandar tomar no cu ou concordar com vc, mas vc não vai passar o dia ficando puto e tendo discussões inúteis com aleatórios.

alysa liu!!!

eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"

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