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Max Woolf

@max.woolf.io

Owns cool dogs. Makes useful things with computers. Plays piano. Makes coffee. Millennial cliché.

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"claude is alive and has anxiety" do you people hear yourselves??? its a text generator

06.03.2026 19:11 👍 187 🔁 44 💬 7 📌 6
I stole this from someone who didn’t use alt text. 

Alt text: a polymarket tweet that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

I stole this from someone who didn’t use alt text. Alt text: a polymarket tweet that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

of course it has anxiety, you’re training it on multiple generations of anxious peoples’ content

06.03.2026 15:32 👍 240 🔁 42 💬 21 📌 37

OH: "I turned off news alerts because alerts are only useful if they're actionable"

06.03.2026 03:47 👍 62 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1
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Cotteridge Park looking fabulous as usual.

05.03.2026 13:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unfortunately in my case, this is a charity. We’re not doing MTD, it’s a charity annual report and reporting against restricted grants.

I paid the £5. It works, but it’s buggy.

04.03.2026 20:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That's a whole sentence of stuff people do not want or asked for.

04.03.2026 10:46 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t love Xero, but I think I’d love migrating to something else even less. 😭

04.03.2026 06:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Xero charging £5/mo to access my own data via MCP. Absolutely not.

03.03.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man it really feels insane watching the global order break down in front of me. like is my anxiety disorder especially bad today, or am I aware of how supply chains work and able to read the news

03.03.2026 17:33 👍 601 🔁 85 💬 15 📌 2

This is where I YET AGAIN encourage people, especially creators, to have, develop and actively maintain their own websites where people can find you, away from the social media sites you don't own and/or can't control and/or whose discoverability algorithms are at the whim of billionaire weirdos.

25.02.2026 16:21 👍 607 🔁 121 💬 20 📌 19
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Yorks cafes: inside the collapse of a coffee kingdom Simon York Ford fled debt in Dubai. Now it’s on his doorstep

Click the link below to find out more🔗☕️

01.03.2026 11:53 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

So we got autonomous OpenAI kill bots and another war in the Middle East before 9am on Saturday.

28.02.2026 08:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cover of The Lancet:

@thelancet.com
www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

27.02.2026 11:15 👍 8161 🔁 3445 💬 158 📌 221

Me too. The longer I let it grow, the crappier I’m feeling, usually.

26.02.2026 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OpenClaw Surpasses Linux to Become the 14th Most-Starred GitHub Project

OpenClaw Surpasses Linux to Become the 14th Most-Starred GitHub Project

did you know that the highest paid actor in hollywood from 2015 to 2018 was jim parsons, the lead actor in 'the big bang theory'

24.02.2026 18:37 👍 73 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2
Tweet that reads Leo Xander
@STALLEON
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V
- it is bigger
than the car

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

24.02.2026 04:50 👍 25456 🔁 6375 💬 6 📌 112

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

24.02.2026 04:49 👍 13144 🔁 6690 💬 54 📌 194

Reminds of the “probably the best beer” ads. You can say anything if you prefix it with “probably”.

23.02.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our local tories are running on “keeping bin collections weekly”. Do folks still care about this? Birmingham doesn’t even do food waste and I never fill my wheelie bin weekly.

Seems like the perfect thing to cut?

23.02.2026 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glad to hear you’re doing, relatively, better now. ❤️

23.02.2026 07:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For comparison: the 1941 SS floor plan blueprint for the Auschwitz II - Birkenau concentration camp in Poland:

22.02.2026 21:13 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
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The hidden ICE blueprint that should horrify every American | Will Bunch An internal Department of Homeland Security document shows how ICE plans to cram thousands of detained human beings inside a Georgia warehouse.

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses?

Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards

My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

22.02.2026 18:10 👍 8091 🔁 4392 💬 338 📌 375
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I’ve found it, I’ve found the worst take

20.02.2026 22:11 👍 2364 🔁 403 💬 65 📌 51
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Team Pets Meet the GitLab pets! This page is dedicated to the furry companions of our GitLab staff.

My employer keeps a YAML file of the pets that everyone owns and occasionally I’ll flick through it just because it’s adorable.

about.gitlab.com/company/team...

20.02.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Original post on mastodon.social

We're looking for two Backend Ruby on Rails Web Developers to work with us remotely as part of the core team.

Ideally you are:

1. Very experienced with Ruby on Rails
2. Proficient in PostgreSQL, and familiar with Redis and Elasticsearch
3. Experienced in developing maintainable and scalable […]

20.02.2026 16:37 👍 9 🔁 153 💬 3 📌 2
Boyfriend in bed meme:

"I bet he's thinking about continvoucly morging"

"I could be continvoucly morging rn"

Boyfriend in bed meme: "I bet he's thinking about continvoucly morging" "I could be continvoucly morging rn"

And she'd be right

17.02.2026 12:01 👍 230 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 1

Staggering that 24% of voters in this advanced country continue to believe in a bunch of entitled bigots with unworkable policies, whose very ideas put us in the abject chaos we are in. Truly God awful idiots, and I make no apology for saying that.

17.02.2026 09:17 👍 1903 🔁 490 💬 225 📌 37

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17.02.2026 06:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alright, we’re talking across purposes and you’re misunderstanding my point. Have a nice day 👍

16.02.2026 16:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0