"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:
'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."
chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
New presidential fitness test is just the FAST assessment for detecting strokes
you’re walking around out here like your hooba don’t stank
A haiku:
With each new dog met
A connection to god nears
Even ugly ones
Big day:
- took a shit in a dive bar
- made friends with a bird
- saw some live car karaoke
Not sure why, but eating soup without pants on is a great feeling
Coffee mug with a sticker cutting off the bottom of the words on the mug that now reads “the future is reduced for quick sale $2”
We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
carl jung fans are now called junggalos
Does the data exist to determine if there are more convicted serial rapists that are cut or uncut?
BRING BACK LUNCHPOSTING no more arguing, no more insults, just post your lunch
at this critical time in history, there is nothing we need more than lunchposting. just post your lunch
a grill under the night sky, a direct challenge from man's small fire to the splendor of the visible universe
grilling at night, sailor's delight
the worst thing about conspiracy theories is that they're sometimes right
One of the things that leads me to believe I’m autistic is that I’m going to have to switch sock brands soon because the ones I liked got discontinued and I’m stressed about it. I’m just realizing now that every time this has happened, I’ve been stressed about it.
"The idea is you wait for them to miss their buddies and the treats and they will wander back," Westergaard said. But if the monkeys are not caught in the traps or refuse to come back on their own, they will be shot with tranquilizing darts, he said.
Companies trying to roll back work from home policy
funerals should end the same way as weddings. after everyone concerned is done talking, the officiant should say "you may now kiss the deceased"
Feeling very powerful today. Took a dump in a dive bar bathroom
